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Old 01-21-2021, 10:05 PM   #1
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The last few months of perusing the PACE forum reminded me of a story>

A man spent most of his adult life exploring conspiracy theories about the Kennedy assassination. He read hundreds of books, went to conventions on the topic and tried to convince anyone who would listen that the lone gunman theory was a bogus narrative. He was obsessed with it up until the day he died. Upon arriving in heaven he met God face-to-face and was allowed to ask his maker one question. He immediately asked “who killed Kennedy?” and awaited the answer with intense anticipation. God said simply, “my son, it was Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone”. The man was stunned. He thought a minute and muttered, holy crap, this conspiracy goes deeper than I ever imagined”

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Old 01-21-2021, 10:07 PM   #2
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The last few months of perusing the PACE forum reminded me of a story>

A man spent most of his adult life exploring conspiracy theories about the Kennedy assassination. He read hundreds of books, went to conventions on the topic and tried to convince anyone who would listen that the lone gunman theory was a bogus narrative. He was obsessed with it up until the day he died. Upon arriving in heaven he met God face-to-face and was allowed to ask his maker one question. He immediately asked “who killed Kennedy?” amd awaited the answer with intense anticipation. God said simply, “my son, it was Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone”. He was stunned, thought a minute and muttered, holy crap, this conspiracy goes even deeper than I ever imagined”
Good one, I like it.
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Old 01-21-2021, 10:10 PM   #3
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Yep
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Old 01-21-2021, 10:18 PM   #4
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I wish Alex Jones was still around.
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Old 01-21-2021, 10:52 PM   #5
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Good one!
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Old 01-21-2021, 10:54 PM   #6
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That’s a good one!
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Old 01-22-2021, 01:07 AM   #7
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Old 01-22-2021, 08:39 AM   #8
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Funny
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Old 01-22-2021, 08:45 AM   #9
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That’s great!
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Old 01-22-2021, 09:06 AM   #10
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Think that describes about half the folks here, that's funny!
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Old 01-22-2021, 09:08 AM   #11
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Funny
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Old 01-22-2021, 09:08 AM   #12
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“It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.”

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Old 01-22-2021, 09:19 AM   #13
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Think that describes about half the folks here, that's funny!

Yup... this place has some world class tinfoil wearers!
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Old 01-22-2021, 09:32 AM   #14
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Funny!
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Old 01-22-2021, 11:13 AM   #15
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Lol
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Old 01-22-2021, 11:38 AM   #16
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Good one.

I'm thinking of investing heavily in tinfoil. If a lot of people are going to believe that crap, might as well capitalize on it.
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Old 01-22-2021, 11:42 AM   #17
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LOL! I believe LBJ had him killed. I'm not a conspiracy guy, life is too short to get caught up in that crap.
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Old 01-22-2021, 11:42 AM   #18
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Awesome, haha!
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Old 01-22-2021, 12:01 PM   #19
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Thats hilarious.
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Old 01-22-2021, 12:11 PM   #20
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That is a good one.
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Old 01-22-2021, 12:16 PM   #21
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OMG............that was absolute GREATNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cut & paste to about 50 people TODAY!!!!
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Old 01-22-2021, 12:54 PM   #22
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Now that's funny right there! Thanks for the laugh
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Old 01-22-2021, 01:22 PM   #23
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Awesome, sent it to everyone. Have a good one Jerp
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Old 01-22-2021, 01:25 PM   #24
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Good stuff.
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Old 01-22-2021, 01:30 PM   #25
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That's good.
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Old 01-22-2021, 01:57 PM   #26
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It’s bad luck not to be superstitious.


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Old 01-22-2021, 03:04 PM   #27
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Thank you sir. That is a good one.
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Old 01-22-2021, 04:27 PM   #28
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That about sums it up.

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Old 01-22-2021, 07:53 PM   #29
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If you don’t think John’s story is funny and makes a good point, then take off your tinfoil hat and read it again. Good one John.
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