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jerp · 01-21-2021, 10:05 PM

The last few months of perusing the PACE forum reminded me of a story>

A man spent most of his adult life exploring conspiracy theories about the Kennedy assassination. He read hundreds of books, went to conventions on the topic and tried to convince anyone who would listen that the lone gunman theory was a bogus narrative. He was obsessed with it up until the day he died. Upon arriving in heaven he met God face-to-face and was allowed to ask his maker one question. He immediately asked “who killed Kennedy?” and awaited the answer with intense anticipation. God said simply, “my son, it was Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone”. The man was stunned. He thought a minute and muttered, holy crap, this conspiracy goes deeper than I ever imagined”

SabineHunter · 01-21-2021, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by jerp

The last few months of perusing the PACE forum reminded me of a story>

A man spent most of his adult life exploring conspiracy theories about the Kennedy assassination. He read hundreds of books, went to conventions on the topic and tried to convince anyone who would listen that the lone gunman theory was a bogus narrative. He was obsessed with it up until the day he died. Upon arriving in heaven he met God face-to-face and was allowed to ask his maker one question. He immediately asked “who killed Kennedy?” amd awaited the answer with intense anticipation. God said simply, “my son, it was Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone”. He was stunned, thought a minute and muttered, holy crap, this conspiracy goes even deeper than I ever imagined”

Good one, I like it.

Shane · 01-21-2021, 10:10 PM

Yep

Briar Friar · 01-21-2021, 10:18 PM

I wish Alex Jones was still around.

Burnadell · 01-21-2021, 10:52 PM

Good one!

Mtltx · 01-21-2021, 10:54 PM

That’s a good one!

Vermin93 · 01-22-2021, 01:07 AM

Hardcortex · 01-22-2021, 08:39 AM

Funny

Olympic Recurve · 01-22-2021, 08:45 AM

That’s great!

arrowsmack324 · 01-22-2021, 09:06 AM

Think that describes about half the folks here, that's funny!

Rudyl · 01-22-2021, 09:08 AM

Funny

squirrel · 01-22-2021, 09:08 AM

“It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.”

― Mark Twain

Smart · 01-22-2021, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by arrowsmack324

Think that describes about half the folks here, that's funny!

Yup... this place has some world class tinfoil wearers!

Farmdog · 01-22-2021, 09:32 AM

Funny!

Hart8 · 01-22-2021, 11:13 AM

Lol

Hoggslayer · 01-22-2021, 11:38 AM

Good one.

I'm thinking of investing heavily in tinfoil. If a lot of people are going to believe that crap, might as well capitalize on it.

Aggiehunter08 · 01-22-2021, 11:42 AM

LOL! I believe LBJ had him killed. I'm not a conspiracy guy, life is too short to get caught up in that crap.

jer_james · 01-22-2021, 11:42 AM

Awesome, haha!

sotx · 01-22-2021, 12:01 PM

Thats hilarious.

roberts · 01-22-2021, 12:11 PM

That is a good one.

Landrover · 01-22-2021, 12:16 PM

OMG............that was absolute GREATNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cut & paste to about 50 people TODAY!!!!

bugleboy · 01-22-2021, 12:54 PM

Now that's funny right there! Thanks for the laugh

3DW5 · 01-22-2021, 01:22 PM

Awesome, sent it to everyone. Have a good one Jerp

150class · 01-22-2021, 01:25 PM

Good stuff.

Kmart49 · 01-22-2021, 01:30 PM

That's good.

Dale Moser · 01-22-2021, 01:57 PM

It’s bad luck not to be superstitious.

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Raleigh · 01-22-2021, 03:04 PM

Thank you sir. That is a good one.

DRT · 01-22-2021, 04:27 PM

That about sums it up.

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3ChordTruth · 01-22-2021, 07:53 PM

If you don’t think John’s story is funny and makes a good point, then take off your tinfoil hat and read it again. Good one John.

01-21-2021, 10:05 PM	#1
jerp Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Aledo Hunt In: Shackleford Co.	Conspiracy theorists joke The last few months of perusing the PACE forum reminded me of a story> A man spent most of his adult life exploring conspiracy theories about the Kennedy assassination. He read hundreds of books, went to conventions on the topic and tried to convince anyone who would listen that the lone gunman theory was a bogus narrative. He was obsessed with it up until the day he died. Upon arriving in heaven he met God face-to-face and was allowed to ask his maker one question. He immediately asked “who killed Kennedy?” and awaited the answer with intense anticipation. God said simply, “my son, it was Lee Harvey Oswald, acting alone”. The man was stunned. He thought a minute and muttered, holy crap, this conspiracy goes deeper than I ever imagined” Last edited by jerp; 01-21-2021 at 10:19 PM.

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01-21-2021, 10:10 PM	#3
Shane Pope & Young Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Abilene, TX Hunt In: Mismatched camo	Yep

01-21-2021, 10:18 PM	#4
Briar Friar Ten Point Join Date: May 2015	I wish Alex Jones was still around.

01-21-2021, 10:52 PM	#5
Burnadell Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: White Oak Hunt In: Bee County	Good one!

01-21-2021, 10:54 PM	#6
Mtltx Ten Point Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Liberty Hill, Tx Hunt In: Hill country	That’s a good one!

01-22-2021, 01:07 AM	#7
Vermin93 Ten Point Join Date: May 2013 Location: North Dallas Hunt In: Public Land

01-22-2021, 08:39 AM	#8
Hardcortex Eight Point Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Burleson Hunt In: Limestone Co.	Funny

01-22-2021, 08:45 AM	#9
Olympic Recurve Ten Point Join Date: May 2007 Location: San Antonio Hunt In: TX	That’s great!

01-22-2021, 09:06 AM	#10
arrowsmack324 Ten Point Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Spring Hunt In: 100% Public	Think that describes about half the folks here, that's funny!

01-22-2021, 09:08 AM	#11
Rudyl Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Laredo, Tx Hunt In: Webb County	Funny

01-22-2021, 09:08 AM	#12
squirrel Four Point Join Date: Dec 2020	“It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.” ― Mark Twain

01-22-2021, 09:32 AM	#14
Farmdog Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Mercedes	Funny!

01-22-2021, 11:13 AM	#15
Hart8 Pope & Young Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Waxahachie,Tx Hunt In: concho co. tx	Lol

01-22-2021, 11:38 AM	#16
Hoggslayer Pope & Young Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Manvel, TX mostly in the Doghouse Hunt In: My Truck at night.	Good one. I'm thinking of investing heavily in tinfoil. If a lot of people are going to believe that crap, might as well capitalize on it.

01-22-2021, 11:42 AM	#17
Aggiehunter08 Pope & Young Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: West Texas Hunt In: The World	LOL! I believe LBJ had him killed. I'm not a conspiracy guy, life is too short to get caught up in that crap.

01-22-2021, 11:42 AM	#18
jer_james Pope & Young Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: North Dallas	Awesome, haha!

01-22-2021, 12:01 PM	#19
sotx Ten Point Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: San Antonio, TX Hunt In: McMullen County	Thats hilarious.

01-22-2021, 12:11 PM	#20
roberts Ten Point Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Austin,TX Hunt In: Llano and San Saba	That is a good one.

01-22-2021, 12:16 PM	#21
Landrover Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Spring Hunt In: Wherever & Whenever	OMG............that was absolute GREATNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cut & paste to about 50 people TODAY!!!!

01-22-2021, 12:54 PM	#22
bugleboy Six Point Join Date: Aug 2009 Hunt In: Throckmorton and Young counties	Now that's funny right there! Thanks for the laugh

01-22-2021, 01:22 PM	#23
3DW5 Pope & Young Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Clear Lake Hunt In: Leon Co, Jim Hogg and Starr Co.	Awesome, sent it to everyone. Have a good one Jerp

01-22-2021, 01:25 PM	#24
150class Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: The Woodlands Hunt In: Uvalde, Boerne	Good stuff.

01-22-2021, 01:30 PM	#25
Kmart49 Ten Point Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: DFW Hunt In: Callahan County/Stephens County	That's good.

01-22-2021, 01:57 PM	#26
Dale Moser Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Wise Cty Hunt In: Young Cty	It’s bad luck not to be superstitious. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

01-22-2021, 03:04 PM	#27
Raleigh Ten Point Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Pearland TX	Thank you sir. That is a good one.

01-22-2021, 04:27 PM	#28
DRT Pope & Young Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Fort Worth, Tx Hunt In: Jones County and Missouri	That about sums it up. Sent from my SM-G892A using Tapatalk

01-22-2021, 07:53 PM	#29
3ChordTruth Ten Point Join Date: May 2020 Location: Grapevine	If you don’t think John’s story is funny and makes a good point, then take off your tinfoil hat and read it again. Good one John.