1st World Problems - Let us hear 'em!

[TeamAmerica]

I think there needs to be a safe space for us to complain about frivolous things so here is mine:

1. Pre-cleaning the house before the cleaning lady shows up. My wife starts riding my behind about 2 days out....why would i clean up? Do you pre-wash your car before you take it to the car wash? pre-wash your clothes before taking them to the cleaners?? NO!


What are your 1st world problems?

[Graysonhogs]

Not now, but the ex wife had to make the bed every morning and put 77 pillows in some sort of eye pleasing geometric shape that only she knew. Then had to take them off every night. PITA

[Tx.Fisher]

Sometimes when I press the start button on Roomba, the low battery light comes on, Son of *****!

[JayB]

Sometimes, I have to press the button to flush, 2 X.

[Smart]

Originally Posted by TeamAmerica

I think there needs to be a safe space for us to complain about frivolous things so here is mine:

There is......It is called Facebook..

[BLACKFINTURKEY]

Our off shore fishing trip got canceled do to high seas this weekend and it’s hard to schedule a new date because I’m going to Alaska for 12 days in August, have some fishing planned in July and have an elk and mule deer hunt in October!

[JeffJ]

Our second water heater went out so I had to shower upstairs for two days.

"Dad, the Netflix isn't working"...from my son at 7am yesterday.

[Gunnyart]

Originally Posted by TeamAmerica

I think there needs to be a safe space for us to complain about frivolous things so here is mine:

1. Pre-cleaning the house before the cleaning lady shows up. My wife starts riding my behind about 2 days out....why would i clean up? Do you pre-wash your car before you take it to the car wash? pre-wash your clothes before taking them to the cleaners?? NO!


What are your 1st world problems?

Or my wife's compulsion... pre-washing the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher. I've tested it with baked-on crap and know it's unnecessary!

[150class]

My WiFi won’t reach to my TV on the back porch and it’s pizzing me off....

[EastTexasMan]

Originally Posted by TeamAmerica

I think there needs to be a safe space for us to complain about frivolous things so here is mine:

1. Pre-cleaning the house before the cleaning lady shows up. My wife starts riding my behind about 2 days out....why would i clean up? Do you pre-wash your car before you take it to the car wash? pre-wash your clothes before taking them to the cleaners?? NO!


What are your 1st world problems?

X2

[kcnatural]

Put the toilet paper on the holder.

My wife wearing me out about making my side of the bed when I get up in the morning.
Who the hell am I making it for? Does it bother Soncho?

[EliteZ28Bow]

Having to use lender's website to upload files instead of sending one email with PDFs attached.

[deerplanter]

Originally Posted by 150class

My WiFi won’t reach to by TV on the back porch and it’s pizzing me off....

I had that problem but added a range extender thing.

It takes longer to clean the grass clippings from the pool than it does to mow the yard!!

[Bowshark]

My tooth paste was not in my Walmart pick up order...dang it, now I have to get out of my car and go inside.

[txpitdog]

I wish my pool was 1 foot deeper at the deep end

[Parramore]

Reading posts on the green screen asking for help and opinions about a subject and when the opinions end up less than favorable, someone melts hard.

[Hoggslayer]

I ordered a Hamburger yesterday with pickles and onions and jalapenos. They forgot the pickles. Son of a *****.

[Zen Archery]

Can't decide which 5 properties to hunt hogs tonight...

[125Dad]

I wish I had yall's problem. My wife turned fifty a while back and thinks we are teenager rabits again. It's wearing me out I've not got to watch the news take a shower alone in a few months. oh and I have to sneak out in the mornings or she will make me late to work.

[Dr. Evil]

Snowflakes on the Green Screen that get butt-hurt when someone tells it like it is.

[TeamAmerica]

Originally Posted by Hoggslayer

I ordered a Hamburger yesterday with pickles and onions and jalapenos. They forgot the pickles. Son of a *****.

Count your blessings...mustard and pickles have no business anywhere near a hamburger....

[Stuck]

Originally Posted by 125Dad

I wish I had yall's problem. My wife turned fifty a while back and thinks we are teenager rabits again. It's wearing me out I've not got to watch the news take a shower alone in a few months. oh and I have to sneak out in the mornings or she will make me late to work.

Sounds like we might need to put some more men on the job.

[quarterback]

How bout those cheap remotes the cable company gives you. I'm constantly having to get up from the couch and walk half way to the dang tv just to change the freakin channel. Wears me out.

[Jspradley]

Originally Posted by Stuck

Sounds like we might need to put some more men on the job.

TBH Horny Wife Services Crew are standing tall and ready.

[JHT]

There is a sushi place that recently opened up 3 minutes from my house. They have a seasoned tuna that has to be dusted with heroin, cocaine, LSD and Zanax. I have a become an addict. They fuel the addiction by knowing my order from the caller id. "Herro Mr John de same orda?" I say yes and hang up. I get it to go because they don't serve alcohol or have a tv at the bar. My record is three separate orders in one day. I tip the girls well and started getting extras in the bag. It's getting out of control but I don't care anymore. I knew I would get caught eventually. It was my secret until....

Last weekend my girls were making breakfast and all started laughing calling me to come to the kitchen. I walk into the kitchen and I was busted. The drawer that I toss the wrapped chopsticks was open. One was counting them the other two just cracking up.

"Why do you have 37 sets of chopsticks? You can't even use them?"

"I like the new sushi place and go there frequently."

"37 times? Its only been open for a few months. What is her name?" (two months actually)

"Nothing to see here girls. It's considered bad luck in Japanese culture to throw away un-used chopsticks and I am honoring their tradition."

"Why don't you just tell them you don't NEED them when you order."

"Girls there is a system in place that can't be disturbed. Sure I could open the bag and take them out while I was picking it up but there is no way I can re-tie the bag like they do. Its art."

"Seriously, are you on drugs Dad?"

My phone rang in another room and i raced off to answer it. Later I moved the chopsticks to a safer location like a true addict does. That was a close one.

[Uncle Saggy]

Was invited to a BBQ and someone set a bowl of Sloppy Joe on the table and called it chili !!!

[cj7zrcool]

My POS pool sweeper won't clean the dirt off the steps or out of the tighter radiuses and I have to brush it by hand.

[Dale Moser]

Originally Posted by deerplanter

I had that problem but added a range extender thing.

It takes longer to clean the grass clippings from the pool than it does to mow the yard!!

Now looking up range extender for my TV on the back porch which I'm contemplating fabricating a swinging bracket for so I can watch it from the pool...

[chase15]

Originally Posted by 150class

My WiFi won’t reach to my TV on the back porch and it’s pizzing me off....

Dude, same.


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[Radar]

It would be nice to go to Walgreens and buy a jar of pills over the counter that kills cancer.

[TXBRASS]

Originally Posted by 125dad

i wish i had yall's problem. My wife turned fifty a while back and thinks we are teenager rabits again. It's wearing me out i've not got to watch the news take a shower alone in a few months. Oh and i have to sneak out in the mornings or she will make me late to work.

winner!!!

[TeamAmerica]

Originally Posted by Dale Moser

Now looking up range extender for my TV on the back porch which I'm contemplating fabricating a swinging bracket for so I can watch it from the pool...

Hey, this is a thread about problems, not solutions - start your own dang thread!

[Jerry Worley]

Originally Posted by cj7zrcool

My POS pool sweeper won't clean the dirt off the steps or out of the tighter radiuses and I have to brush it by hand.

I share your pain.

[DedDuk]

I avoid phone calls from women on the weekend because then they can sleep in. I prefer them to come visit me during the week when they have to get up and go to work.

[trophy8]

My truck is in the body shop. They gave me a 2019 Silverado to drive. I hate it. I want my truck back. #1wp

[sideways]

Originally Posted by JHT

There is a sushi place that recently opened up 3 minutes from my house. They have a seasoned tuna that has to be dusted with heroin, cocaine, LSD and Zanax. I have a become an addict. They fuel the addiction by knowing my order from the caller id. "Herro Mr John de same orda?" I say yes and hang up. I get it to go because they don't serve alcohol or have a tv at the bar. My record is three separate orders in one day. I tip the girls well and started getting extras in the bag. It's getting out of control but I don't care anymore. I knew I would get caught eventually. It was my secret until....



Last weekend my girls were making breakfast and all started laughing calling me to come to the kitchen. I walk into the kitchen and I was busted. The drawer that I toss the wrapped chopsticks was open. One was counting them the other two just cracking up.



"Why do you have 37 sets of chopsticks? You can't even use them?"



"I like the new sushi place and go there frequently."



"37 times? Its only been open for a few months. What is her name?" (two months actually)



"Nothing to see here girls. It's considered bad luck in Japanese culture to throw away un-used chopsticks and I am honoring their tradition."



"Why don't you just tell them you don't NEED them when you order."



"Girls there is a system in place that can't be disturbed. Sure I could open the bag and take them out while I was picking it up but there is no way I can re-tie the bag like they do. Its art."



"Seriously, are you on drugs Dad?"



My phone rang in another room and i raced off to answer it. Later I moved the chopsticks to a safer location like a true addict does. That was a close one.

Name and location of sushi place?


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[Dirtymike]

Waiting 3 seconds for the advertisement to stop on pandora before they play my next free song.

Signed my 9 year old with an Iphone

[LlanoHunter10]

Wife forgot to add bromide tablets to the jacuzzi while I was gone for a month offshore. Pour me a bourbon on ice, walk out to jacuzzi, open the top to find cloudy water. Dang it, now I have to drink my bourbon on the hammock.

[Goldeneagle]

My electric pencil sharpener bit the dust this morning!

[Dale Moser]

Originally Posted by TeamAmerica

Hey, this is a thread about problems, not solutions - start your own dang thread!

I can’t see my dumb smart tv from the pool!


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[bobc]

Originally Posted by Dale Moser

I can’t see my dumb smart tv from the pool!


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You think one these would work for your application. Use on on for my porch TV.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...?ie=UTF8&psc=1

[deerplanter]

Originally Posted by Dale Moser

I can’t see my dumb smart tv from the pool!


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That's a big issue at my abode also.

[RatherBhuntin]

Back in the day before online shopping was so easy if you need a particular item there was a process to getting it. Get up and get dressed to go to town, drive into town to the store, wander around the store till you find what you need then drive back home.

Now when ordering online you place the order then realize, "shoot I have to get up to go get my credit card"

[sideways]

My “nokink” hose always kinks


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[Dusty8186]

my socks don't match today. they are the same brand and same cut but one is older and a little more worn than the other. It doesn't feel right

[Stoof]

2 extra clicks on the mouse to log in to TBH everyday. I ain't got time for that ****.

[DedDuk]

Originally Posted by RatherBhuntin

Back in the day before online shopping was so easy if you need a particular item there was a process to getting it. Get up and get dressed to go to town, drive into town to the store, wander around the store till you find what you need then drive back home.

Now when ordering online you place the order then realize, "shoot I have to get up to go get my credit card"

I know right. Gets me every time.

[Mike Fangman]

Hand washed my truck in the driveway yesterday evening, had it looking really sharp. Today the wind is blowing 20 MPH, at work, and its all covered in dust already.

[Jspradley]

Originally Posted by sideways

My “nokink” hose always kinks


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Dont kinkshame bro...

[Chew]

I was told 20-25 minute wait for my breakfast tacos this morning. Took 35 minutes. I could have died.