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    #16
    Was in an Exxon office once, absolutely wrecked this toilet. Man in a suit walks in as I was walking out.
    Him; did you just kill that?
    Me; yes sir.
    Him; well SKIN IT
    Me; ummm ok.....

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      #17
      Originally posted by Slew View Post
      I like folks that talk on their cell phones in the chitter!! I muster up all the thunder I can and sound like I'm going though childbirth if I'm feeling chippy.


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      I have heard people talking on cell phones while they is taking a hockey, reckon that is about as nasty as can be.

      "Hang on Honey, that government cheese done bound me up and I gots to push real hard", I heard him say.

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        #18
        Guy at the urinal rips loud fart. Immediately says “you can’t make rain without a little thunder”...

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          #19
          Originally posted by Calrob View Post
          Was in an Exxon office once, absolutely wrecked this toilet. Man in a suit walks in as I was walking out.
          Him; did you just kill that?
          Me; yes sir.
          Him; well SKIN IT
          Me; ummm ok.....
          Strange

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            #20
            Originally posted by mattjproc View Post
            Guy at the urinal rips loud fart. Immediately says “you can’t make rain without a little thunder”...


            Now that’s funny right there.[emoji106]


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              #21
              There is no need to speak while on the toilet...

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                #22
                Lol

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                  #23
                  I’m always weirded out when people walk in on me using the bathroom. I’m more of a private ****** I guess.

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                    #24
                    Originally posted by Dale Moser View Post
                    There is no need to speak while on the toilet...
                    You obviously don't have a wife like mine. She will come in and sit on the floor in front of me and tell me about her day. It's hard to poop when some one is right there watching.

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                      #25
                      Lol

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                        #26
                        Originally posted by Draco View Post
                        You obviously don't have a wife like mine. She will come in and sit on the floor in front of me and tell me about her day. It's hard to poop when some one is right there watching.
                        Dang

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by Draco View Post
                          You obviously don't have a wife like mine. She will come in and sit on the floor in front of me and tell me about her day. It's hard to poop when some one is right there watching.
                          Lol... mine will sit on the edge of the tub and do the same, and all I think is, “you just going to sit there?”.

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                            #28
                            Originally posted by Slew View Post
                            I like folks that talk on their cell phones in the chitter!! I muster up all the thunder I can and sound like I'm going though childbirth if I'm feeling chippy.


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                            Same here! And say, "OW!" a lot.

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                              #29
                              Originally posted by EarleyBird View Post
                              Same here! And say, "OW!" a lot.
                              Ohhh my... lol

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                                #30
                                Originally posted by Draco View Post
                                You obviously don't have a wife like mine. She will come in and sit on the floor in front of me and tell me about her day. It's hard to poop when some one is right there watching.
                                I can’t do that lol I’m a private pooper, I lock the restroom door.

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