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AgHntr10 · 01-13-2023, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by bloodtrail18

My side by side's gas tank is on the opposite side of my truck's tank, so I have to pull up to different pumps if I want to fill it on the trailer...

I back it on the trailer when I know I am going to stop for fuel!

cvanbrunt · 01-13-2023, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by 150class

My WiFi won’t reach to my TV on the back porch and it’s pizzing me off....

https://www.amazon.com/Extender-3000...63665092&psc=1

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ThisLadyHunts · 01-13-2023, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Fishndude

I don’t like the way my pan I use for making eggs, fits in my dish washer.

Picturing you in a pair of Playtex rubber gloves…

glen · 01-13-2023, 04:03 PM

Reach up and got out a new pack of baby wipes and somehow the package had a hole in it and they were dry

Quackerbox · 01-13-2023, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Gumbo Man

I took my wife to an upscale restaurant last night for dinner. After we had finished our meal the Garson asked if we would like a dessert. I said that we would both have the Chocolate Mousse. At that time he told us that they were out at the moment. I told him that I was highly incensed in their lack of inventory and would never return. Finding a descent restaurant these days is virtually impossible.

Tx burger was out of ice cream ??

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Originally Posted by ThisLadyHunts

Picturing you in a pair of Playtex rubber gloves…

Does that mean he's wearing tampons on his fingers?

I'm picturing FND like Edward scissor hands but with tampons for fingers

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ThisLadyHunts · 01-13-2023, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Quackerbox

Tx burger was out of ice cream ??Does that mean he's wearing tampons on his fingers?

I'm picturing FND like Edward scissor hands but with tampons for fingers

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((belly laughing!))

He’d take a couple of Midol before it got to that.

Katch66 · 01-14-2023, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by bloodtrail18

My side by side's gas tank is on the opposite side of my truck's tank, so I have to pull up to different pumps if I want to fill it on the trailer...

Back it onto the trailer…

lostbrd · 01-14-2023, 09:17 PM

Thought the Charger vs jaguars would be a close game...Wife took the remote!

YUPPY · 01-14-2023, 10:30 PM

The beach waiter in cancun was not ready when I finished my drink so I had to wait AT LEAST 30 seconds for another Don Julio. I almost got up out of the lounger….

Witchgrass · 01-14-2023, 10:51 PM

I laid down on the creeper to roll under my truck to drain the oil. After laying there for five minutes, I relished that the padded head piece was under my butt.

rjet · 01-14-2023, 11:05 PM

Live in a neighborhood and only home on the street with exception of Miss America from around 1980 and she is 300 or so yards away. Have aquired land all around me to keep seclusion. Two lots right across street from my home owned by a dude that will not answer my inquiries. Pretty sad I am so spoiled that I hate the fact I might have a neighbor across street one day. LOL. Guess it is real sad I am buying properties bordering him so he cant build due to minimum of half acre required to build and those two lots dont meet it. To be so bummed about the situation I think qualifies as not really a big deal in the big scheme of things.

ThisLadyHunts · 01-14-2023, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by rjet

Live in a neighborhood and only home on the street with exception of Miss America from around 1980 and she is 300 or so yards away. Have aquired land all around me to keep seclusion. Two lots right across street from my home owned by a dude that will not answer my inquiries. Pretty sad I am so spoiled that I hate the fact I might have a neighbor across street one day. LOL. Guess it is real sad I am buying properties bordering him so he cant build due to minimum of half acre required to build and those two lots dont meet it. To be so bummed about the situation I think qualifies as not really a big deal in the big scheme of things.

This reminds of that old adage: “I don’t want to own the whole world, just everything that touches my land. (Or something to that effect…)

rjet · 01-14-2023, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ThisLadyHunts

This reminds of that old adage: “I don’t want to own the whole world, just everything that touches my land. (Or something to that effect…)

Yep.

Kinda funny, been complaining about a lot of things lately. Like having to go back to office for work 3 days a week. Dont think about blessings in life....gotta change that attitude
I really have nothing to complain about, glad I saw this thread to put **** back in perseptive.

Burnadell · 01-15-2023, 12:53 PM

People asking dumb arse questions on TBH!

I’m waiting on someone to ask if they should put their belt on from the left to the right or right to left, or which side of the bed do you sleep on, or how much does a new truck cost, or do you use an umbrella when it’s raining, or what is the prettiest color, or what to do if your mother-in-law doesn’t like you, or should I didle my wife’s sister when the wife is out of town…without ANY pictures, etc., etc., etc. I’ll swear, I don’t know how some people get through the day without asking TBH for advice on mundane issues.

Gumbo Man · 01-15-2023, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Burnadell

People asking dumb arse questions on TBH!

I’m waiting on someone to ask if they should put their belt on from the left to the right or right to left, or which side of the bed should they sleep on, or how much does a new truck cost, or do you use an umbrella when it’s raining, or what is the prettiest color, or what to do if your mother-in-law doesn’t like you, or should I sidle my wife’s sister when the wife is out of town…without ANY pictures, etc., etc., etc. I’ll swear, I don’t know how some people get through the day without asking TBH for advice on mundane issues.

Well with that being said Randy I’ve often wondered, and almost asked, if my wife gets behind on laundry and I’m out of underwear should I:

A…….turn them inside out and put them back on
B…… go commando for the day
C…..start helping with laundry

rebelbow · 01-15-2023, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by bloodtrail18

My side by side's gas tank is on the opposite side of my truck's tank, so I have to pull up to different pumps if I want to fill it on the trailer...

back it on
1st world problem solved! i feel so accomplished!

okrattler · 01-15-2023, 01:17 PM

Eggs are too expensive. Somewhere in the world right now someone would give you $100 for an egg to feed their starving child. If they had $100 to give. If something is too expensive, don't buy it man. It's pretty easy. When you go to the store and see it, don't put it in the cart. You know?

Uncle Saggy · 01-15-2023, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Burnadell

People asking dumb arse questions on TBH!

I’m waiting on someone to ask if they should put their belt on from the left to the right or right to left, or which side of the bed do you sleep on, or how much does a new truck cost, or do you use an umbrella when it’s raining, or what is the prettiest color, or what to do if your mother-in-law doesn’t like you, or should I didle my wife’s sister when the wife is out of town…without ANY pictures, etc., etc., etc. I’ll swear, I don’t know how some people get through the day without asking TBH for advice on mundane issues.

That’s a tough one
The belts on Depends go right to left, don’t they?

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Burnadell · 01-15-2023, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Uncle Saggy

That’s a tough one
The belts on Depends go right to left, don’t they?

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No belt. Elastic!!!

Burnadell · 01-15-2023, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Gumbo Man

Well with that being said Randy I’ve often wondered, and almost asked, if my wife gets behind on laundry and I’m out of underwear should I:

A…….turn them inside out and put them back on
B…… go commando for the day
C…..start helping with laundry

Every self sufficient man knows you wear them for a week then turn them around backwards for a week, THEN turn them inside out for another week, and then turn them back around. You get a full month's wear out of them! Sheese!!!

Gumbo Man · 01-15-2023, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Burnadell

Every self sufficient man knows you wear them for a week then turn them around backwards for a week, THEN turn them inside out for another week, and then turn them back around. You get a full month's wear out of them! Sheese!!!

Thanks Randy. Life is gonna be a lot simpler now. But can I assume that if there’s been a “touching cotton” moment that all deals or off and a new pair is implied?

Uncle Saggy · 01-15-2023, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Gumbo Man

Thanks Randy. Life is gonna be a lot simpler now. But can I assume that if there’s been a “touching cotton” moment that all deals or off and a new pair is implied?

Hearing that story first hand is priceless

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rolylane6 · 01-15-2023, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by rebelbow

back it on

1st world problem solved! i feel so accomplished!

No you just pull between two pump islands at 45 degrees and block the whole isle while you fill each up with pumps on opposite islands. Problem solved!!

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Fishndude · 01-15-2023, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Gumbo Man

I took my wife to an upscale restaurant last night for dinner. After we had finished our meal the Garson asked if we would like a dessert. I said that we would both have the Chocolate Mousse. At that time he told us that they were out at the moment. I told him that I was highly incensed in their lack of inventory and would never return. Finding a descent restaurant these days is virtually impossible.

Problem was, you were at a French restaurant.

Burnadell · 01-15-2023, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Uncle Saggy

Hearing that story first hand is priceless

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You ladies made it...special!

bullets13 · 01-15-2023, 06:30 PM

YouTube showing two ads instead of one is really a drag

ThisLadyHunts · 01-15-2023, 07:42 PM

I hate having to wait a four hours to receive my groceries after submitting the online order for delivery.

Gumbo Man · 01-15-2023, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ThisLadyHunts

I hate having to wait a four hours to receive my groceries after submitting the online order for delivery.

That’s BS. I’m calling the Mayor after 30 minutes.

ThisLadyHunts · 01-15-2023, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Gumbo Man

That’s BS. I’m calling the Mayor after 30 minutes.

I like the way you think!

tkuehn5410 · 01-15-2023, 08:48 PM

It's Sunday and the liquor store was closed, so I had to break into my homemade apricot brandy wine 6 months earlier than I had planned.

doghouse · 01-15-2023, 09:05 PM

Put an enclosed cab on my Canam a month ago and with this weather it's to darn hot to drive it.

jdg13 · 01-16-2023, 07:43 AM

I had to spend $200 on a new battery for my $40k truck on Saturday....

ThisLadyHunts · 01-16-2023, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by jdg13

I had to spend $200 on a new battery for my $40k truck on Saturday....

How old was your battery?

jdg13 · 01-16-2023, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by ThisLadyHunts

How old was your battery?

4 years. About normal lifespan for one in my experience. But by golly I'm mad, I wanted to spend that $200 on other stuff I don't need!

jmac24 · 01-16-2023, 08:10 AM

Pipe broke in the weekend house and I can't get a plumber to show up for two weeks

Gumbo Man · 01-16-2023, 08:12 AM

Got up this morning ,turned on the TV , poured a cup of coffee and sat down in my recliner to watch the news. The volume is to low for me to hear and the remote is on the other side of the room. I’m currently in a holding pattern until my wife gets up.

hearhlong14 · 01-17-2023, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Gumbo Man

Got up this morning ,turned on the TV , poured a cup of coffee and sat down in my recliner to watch the news. The volume is to low for me to hear and the remote is on the other side of the room. I’m currently in a holding pattern until my wife gets up.

LOL the struggle is real

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tkuehn5410 · 01-17-2023, 09:57 PM

You had TBH, so you didn't suffer one bit.....

Snowflake Killa · 01-18-2023, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by tkuehn5410

You had TBH, so you didn't suffer one bit.....

This is so good

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Snowflake Killa · 01-18-2023, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Gumbo Man

Got up this morning ,turned on the TV , poured a cup of coffee and sat down in my recliner to watch the news. The volume is to low for me to hear and the remote is on the other side of the room. I’m currently in a holding pattern until my wife gets up.

This is so hard to read. Are you okay

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TxHamJello · 01-18-2023, 07:40 AM

I've got like a dozen Firesticks, and there's one that not a single remote works on . . . I have to pull up the remote app on my tablet to change movies/stations/apps. Sometimes I feel like I'm living in 1950.

Gumbo Man · 01-18-2023, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Snowflake Killa

This is so hard to read. Are you okay

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It was a rough start yesterday morning Pat but I was able to get through it. Later in the day Glynda took me to town and bought me ice cream. Alls well that ends well.👍👍

Boomstick · 01-18-2023, 08:32 AM

The gym was out of the normal body wash today and had to shower using some crappy substitute.

kevin nicholls · 01-18-2023, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Boomstick

The gym was out of the normal body wash today and had to shower using some crappy substitute.

I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 8 years in a row.

SaltwaterSlick · 01-18-2023, 09:03 AM

Here's the perfect thread to be posted here!!

https://discussions.texasbowhunter.c...d.php?t=862331

SmTx · 01-18-2023, 09:04 AM

I got a first world annoyance: Social media "reporters".

Guy I went to HS with murdered one and shot another last night. Before things were even sorted on scene a good ole fauxbook reporter had video of family members grieving posted as breaking news.

rolylane6 · 01-18-2023, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Gumbo Man

Got up this morning ,turned on the TV , poured a cup of coffee and sat down in my recliner to watch the news. The volume is to low for me to hear and the remote is on the other side of the room. I’m currently in a holding pattern until my wife gets up.

I can top this.
My bride fell on her face last night and busted her eye open resulting in 4 stitches, knocked her teeth loose, bruised her face pretty bad, and has a pretty swollen lip and face. She also broke her only pair of glasses. So now I have to drive all the way to town and pick up some contact lenses for her before she can make my breakfast this morning. I'm sufferin' I tell ya!

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bloodtrail18 · 01-18-2023, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by rebelbow

back it on
1st world problem solved! i feel so accomplished!

I don't like to tow it backed on the trailer, the roof slants forward a bit so the back catches air... problem not solved..

Gumbo Man · 01-18-2023, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by rolylane6

I can top this.
My bride fell on her face last night and busted her eye open resulting in 4 stitches, knocked her teeth loose, bruised her face pretty bad, and has a pretty swollen lip and face. She also broke her only pair of glasses. So now I have to drive all the way to town and pick up some contact lenses for her before she can make my breakfast this morning. I'm sufferin' I tell ya!

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Prayers for you sir. And tell her to suck it up. Ain’t gonna be any free rides up in here !! JK. Prayers for your wife.

rolylane6 · 01-18-2023, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Gumbo Man

Prayers for you sir. And tell her to suck it up. Ain’t gonna be any free rides up in here !! JK. Prayers for your wife.

Lol. Thanks for the prayers. She's a trooper.

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01-15-2023, 12:53 PM	#214
Burnadell Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: White Oak Hunt In: Bee County	People asking dumb arse questions on TBH! I’m waiting on someone to ask if they should put their belt on from the left to the right or right to left, or which side of the bed do you sleep on, or how much does a new truck cost, or do you use an umbrella when it’s raining, or what is the prettiest color, or what to do if your mother-in-law doesn’t like you, or should I didle my wife’s sister when the wife is out of town…without ANY pictures, etc., etc., etc. I’ll swear, I don’t know how some people get through the day without asking TBH for advice on mundane issues. Last edited by Burnadell; 01-15-2023 at 12:56 PM.

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tkuehn5410 Pope & Young Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Lubbock, TX Hunt In: Crosby, Dickens	You had TBH, so you didn't suffer one bit.....

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01-18-2023, 09:03 AM	#245
SaltwaterSlick Pope & Young Join Date: Oct 2006	Here's the perfect thread to be posted here!! https://discussions.texasbowhunter.c...d.php?t=862331

01-18-2023, 09:04 AM	#246
SmTx Pope & Young Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: San Marcos/Hempstead Hunt In: Jim Wells	I got a first world annoyance: Social media "reporters". Guy I went to HS with murdered one and shot another last night. Before things were even sorted on scene a good ole fauxbook reporter had video of family members grieving posted as breaking news.