1st World Problems - Let us hear 'em!

[BigThicketBoy]

People on TBH thinking they're better than everybody else

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[Texas8point]

My son and I were in the pool watching the Astros on the outdoor big screen TV, The pizza guy arrived to deliver wings and pizza I ordered from my iPhone X with Apple pay using Seri so I didn't have to get out of the pool and catch a chill....
When we got out to eat, turns out they shorted me a ranch dressing.

[JLivi1224]

Originally Posted by TxTyler

Anyone else experience this in their household?

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Looks familiar.

[rtp]

Im having to live at my lake house for months while my home in Fulshear is being built. **** it.

[DedDuk]

I got told I couldnt use my 5 weeks of paid vacation at one time in November and December. I work 14 on / 14 off. My plan was to be off Oct - December. Azzholes.

[eastxhunter]

I hate that my duck boat doesn’t fit long ways in my two car garage . I have to angle it..

[Hoggslayer]

My trolling motor has a short in it so I had to anchor while we wore the the fish out.

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[Dale Moser]

I have to wait for the paint to dry...



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[HoustonHunter94]

Wife ordered a new mattress topper from Amazon and threw old one away. New one got delayed being delivered and had to sleep on regular ol mattress. **** near like camping.


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[175gr7.62]

Originally Posted by Texas8point

My son and I were in the pool watching the Astros on the outdoor big screen TV, The pizza guy arrived to deliver wings and pizza I ordered from my iPhone X with Apple pay using Seri so I didn't have to get out of the pool and catch a chill....

When we got out to eat, turns out they shorted me a ranch dressing.

Let it out man. It’s okay to cry sometimes.


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[Rotney]

Originally Posted by JayB

Sometimes, I have to press the button to flush, 2 X.

That’s what backyards are made for if you’re p**ing. If sitting you need a colon cleanse.

[Dale Moser]

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[warrington]

My wife and three girls had to go get their toenails done today. I had to lounge in the pool by myself on a float with a cocktail for two hours by myself While listening to Texas country. Somebody needs to help me before I drown

[Rotney]

She said I Do, but she Didn’t

[Dale Moser]

Ribs nearly fell apart when I took them off the smoker..



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[dustoffer]

Originally Posted by Dr. Evil

Snowflakes on the Green Screen that get butt-hurt when someone tells it like it is.

Not just on the GS---they are EVERYWHERE!

This:

How bout those cheap remotes the cable company gives you. I'm constantly having to get up from the couch and walk half way to the dang tv just to change the freakin channel. Wears me out.

And, sushi? Terry Bradshaw said it best---that's bait!

[perow]

Sitting out at the lake and the water for the crab boil is taking to long to heat up

[Stoof]

We really need to move this thread over to the current events forum. If you check in there daily you know how hard it gets. Libtards everywhere.

[RifleBowPistol]

Well last night I learned of the end of a great era. Whataburger that I have grown up eating since I was a baby, is no more. I have a bad feeling this may wind up being a forced diet me and thousands or millions of others. I know I can't survive long off of those nasty little burgers at McDonalds. Looks like Dairy Queen may be my only chance of survival and maintaining my great body. Don't know where we are going to get cinnamon rolls from now, Dairy Queen don't have any, nor Taquitos.

If Obama is behind this crap, we need to declare war.

[DRT]

Originally Posted by RifleBowPistol

Well last night I learned of the end of a great era. Whataburger that I have grown up eating since I was a baby, is no more. I have a bad feeling this may wind up being a forced diet me and thousands or millions of others. I know I can't survive long off of those nasty little burgers at McDonalds. Looks like Dairy Queen may be my only chance of survival and maintaining my great body. Don't know where we are going to get cinnamon rolls from now, Dairy Queen don't have any, nor Taquitos.



If Obama is behind this crap, we need to declare war.

Beto not Obummer.

Gary

[double bogey]

Originally Posted by Radar

It would be nice to go to Walgreens and buy a jar of pills over the counter that kills cancer.

Or CVS, I aint picky

[wdtorque]

My bottle is empty now


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[bobby314]

Originally Posted by TxTyler

Anyone else experience this in their household?

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Who in the eff let you in my house to take that pic of my 2nd bathroom!

[SwampRanger]

Originally Posted by wdtorque

My bottle is empty now


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An empty Pappy bottle is sad, or so I would think.

[sasqy]

Dang paper bags !!

[Jerry H]

I had a storm come thru and it was raining so hard I lost the satellite signal so I had to watch videos on youtube.

[SmTx]

I got distracted and over boiled some shrimp earlier making them hard to peel.

Major bummer

[Landrover]

God...……..I love 1st world problems!!! (This thread is GREATNESS)

[30-30]

I swear more often than not, gas pumps are out of receipt paper... Job requires a receipt for any/all purchases. Go inside, wait behind 13 folks in line to buy cigarettes and lotto tickets, and get a confused look when I ask for a fuel receipt...

[Jspradley]

This thread has finally made me realize that I don't really have any first world problems anymore...

I think I've finally achieved enlightement

[Snowflake Killa]

Originally Posted by Radar

It would be nice to go to Walgreens and buy a jar of pills over the counter that kills cancer.

Do you have cancer. Concerned

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[BitBackShot]

I'm going to have to live in a 1200 sqft apartment for 8 months while we renovate our new home down to the studs because my wife was scared to own 2 homes.

[Jerry H]

Originally Posted by 30-30

I swear more often than not, gas pumps are out of receipt paper... Job requires a receipt for any/all purchases. Go inside, wait behind 13 folks in line to buy cigarettes and lotto tickets, and get a confused look when I ask for a fuel receipt...

I hate this. I have already paid I should be the first in line.

[Jspradley]

Originally Posted by BitBackShot

I'm going to have to live in a 1200 sqft apartment for 8 months while we renovate our new home down to the studs because my wife was scared to own 2 homes.

My house is only 1200 sq ft if that makes you feel any better...

[SaltwaterSlick]

Originally Posted by 30-30

I swear more often than not, gas pumps are out of receipt paper... Job requires a receipt for any/all purchases. Go inside, wait behind 13 folks in line to buy cigarettes and lotto tickets, and get a confused look when I ask for a fuel receipt...

Originally Posted by Jerry H

I hate this. I have already paid I should be the first in line.

When that happens, I do 2 things... first, if there's a "push button to talk to attendant", I push it and tell them to bring me my receipt... I've actually had some do that, but most won't...

Second, I throw the fuel dispenser either in the top of the trash can next to the pump or if it won't reach, just throw it on the ground... Inside the store, it will beep at the attendant until he or she walks out and hangs the pump back up... My company (I own it) accepts a photo of the pump reading shot with the cell phone at time of purchase in lieu of a receipt...

[breederbuck33]

Originally Posted by BitBackShot

I'm going to have to live in a 1200 sqft apartment for 8 months while we renovate our new home down to the studs because my wife was scared to own 2 homes.

I'm living in a FEMA Trailer while we build our house. Been in there for 4 months, and haven't broken ground on our house, so stop your whining! You're in the Taj Mahal!

[TXDucks]

Originally Posted by TxTyler

Anyone else experience this in their household?

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...or when the toilet paper doesn't roll off the FRONT of the roll. At least your's was set on the empty roll correctly...

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[bpa556]

Originally Posted by TXDucks

...or when the toilet paper doesn't roll off the FRONT of the roll. At least your's was set on the empty roll correctly...

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Blasphemy


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[SmTx]

Originally Posted by TxTyler

Anyone else experience this in their household?

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half-ply is very much a 3rd world issue

[red]

Originally Posted by 125Dad

I wish I had yall's problem. My wife turned fifty a while back and thinks we are teenager rabits again. It's wearing me out I've not got to watch the news take a shower alone in a few months. oh and I have to sneak out in the mornings or she will make me late to work.

i wish i had your problems

[be12hunt]

I don’t want to go to my all-day meeting Thursday before I’m off for 3 weeks. Having to wait until next Wednesday to go to the Bahamas for a vacation.

[red]

Originally Posted by TxTyler

Anyone else experience this in their household?

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this drives me crazy at our house!

[TeamAmerica]

My car has independent climate zones, fully adjustable vents, heated and cooled seats....

And the wife and I still can't agree on a setting that pleases her....

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[dallascowboys]

mine are the usual.... i seriously feel like i should be a millionaire but noooo i have to go to work every day, it just isn't fair...

[Monark]

Originally Posted by 125Dad

I wish I had yall's problem. My wife turned fifty a while back and thinks we are teenager rabits again. It's wearing me out I've not got to watch the news take a shower alone in a few months. oh and I have to sneak out in the mornings or she will make me late to work.

I can't wait for my wife to turn 50.

[rtjh]

I'm playing golf 2 days this week but cant drink because I'll be on the clock, will have to wait until I get back to the hotel. It's a struggle.

[dallascowboys]

Originally Posted by rtjh

I'm playing golf 2 days this week but cant drink because I'll be on the clock, will have to wait until I get back to the hotel. It's a struggle.

i cant even imagine! and those Kenyan kids with Sally think they have problems!! all youre missing is the flies hahahaha

[doghouse]

Wanting ti buy a new CPAP full mask cover.. Can't afford it right now! LOL!!

[12ring]

Nearly started a thread w my own rant!

BC Powders went to a new pkg system.

U cant get it all/any out!!!! It just won't come out.



IT WONT COME OUT!

[Graysonhogs]

Originally Posted by 12ring

Nearly started a thread w my own rant!

BC Powders went to a new pkg system.

U cant get it all/any out!!!! It just won't come out.



IT WONT COME OUT!

Straw.....


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