1st World Problems - Let us hear 'em!

[Pushbutton2]

Deciding which buffet to eat at.
Pizza
Chinese
Mexican

Or do I eat BBQ....

In the spirit of the OP I pre eat
On the way home from work I might stop a Taco Cabana and get me a LG Brisket Quesadilla.

This is leftovers from last night.

[sotol]

Originally Posted by bobc

You think one these would work for your application. Use on on for my porch TV.



https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...?ie=UTF8&psc=1

I wish I was high tech like you guys.

I got out of the pool, drained the water, deflated the pool, moved the pool, feinflated the pool, refilled the pool, got back in the pool and relaxed.
Then it hit me, I left the freaking remote on the chair over where the pool was!!!
Screw it, the batteries were low anyway.

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[sotol]

My biggest problem is those zero turn mowers everyone loves. My neighbor likes it so much as to come mow MY yard at ten in the morning every Saturday. Wakes me up. Grass blown in the flower beds. Cut slightly uneven.
But that's not the problem...
The problem is she was wearing her green thong bikini instead of the white one. How inconsiderate!!!

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[meltingfeather]

via text message:

Wife: What's wrong with my computer?

[JLivi1224]

Originally Posted by TeamAmerica

I think there needs to be a safe space for us to complain about frivolous things so here is mine:

1. Pre-cleaning the house before the cleaning lady shows up. My wife starts riding my behind about 2 days out....why would i clean up? Do you pre-wash your car before you take it to the car wash? pre-wash your clothes before taking them to the cleaners?? NO!


What are your 1st world problems?

Man I thought it was just me! My wife does the exact same thing. I like to give her a hard time about it.
She also finally walked out of our house last night with the twins crying when the babysitter got there. We sped off to all we could eat crawfish. She’s making strides! Haha

[JLivi1224]

Originally Posted by JHT

There is a sushi place that recently opened up 3 minutes from my house. They have a seasoned tuna that has to be dusted with heroin, cocaine, LSD and Zanax. I have a become an addict. They fuel the addiction by knowing my order from the caller id. "Herro Mr John de same orda?" I say yes and hang up. I get it to go because they don't serve alcohol or have a tv at the bar. My record is three separate orders in one day. I tip the girls well and started getting extras in the bag. It's getting out of control but I don't care anymore. I knew I would get caught eventually. It was my secret until....

Last weekend my girls were making breakfast and all started laughing calling me to come to the kitchen. I walk into the kitchen and I was busted. The drawer that I toss the wrapped chopsticks was open. One was counting them the other two just cracking up.

"Why do you have 37 sets of chopsticks? You can't even use them?"

"I like the new sushi place and go there frequently."

"37 times? Its only been open for a few months. What is her name?" (two months actually)

"Nothing to see here girls. It's considered bad luck in Japanese culture to throw away un-used chopsticks and I am honoring their tradition."

"Why don't you just tell them you don't NEED them when you order."

"Girls there is a system in place that can't be disturbed. Sure I could open the bag and take them out while I was picking it up but there is no way I can re-tie the bag like they do. Its art."

"Seriously, are you on drugs Dad?"

My phone rang in another room and i raced off to answer it. Later I moved the chopsticks to a safer location like a true addict does. That was a close one.

Hilarious!! What’s the name of this crackhouse!?

[warrington]

Tankless hot water heater at the ranch went out and had to take cold showers

[tx_basser]

wife does not like me using the frozen premade meatballs on her spaghetti that I make. I said why did you buy two bags of them. "They were on sale"

[Man]

Our 3rd vehicle wouldn't start yesterday..battery completely drained from lack of use.

[tigerscowboy]

Snowflakes need to grow some hair.

[Jefecinco]

Originally Posted by 150class

My WiFi won’t reach to my TV on the back porch and it’s pizzing me off....

Originally Posted by Dale Moser

Now looking up range extender for my TV on the back porch which I'm contemplating fabricating a swinging bracket for so I can watch it from the pool...

Have you tried an Eero. Best and easiest to install extender.

[BrianL]

I think my microwave may be nuking stuff slower than it used to.....

[Stoof]

Originally Posted by BrianL

I think my microwave may be nuking stuff slower than it used to.....

https://local.theonion.com/everythin...ong-1819570632

[150class]

Originally Posted by Jefecinco

Have you tried an Eero. Best and easiest to install extender.

My company sells them and I haven’t needed one until now but plan on snagging one since there is a need now.

[breadman]

to many options and takes to long to check your balance on the banks automated phone system ! and who has time to take there survey when your in a hurry in the firstr place.

[Matt_C]

Originally Posted by Zen Archery

Can't decide which 5 properties to hunt hogs tonight...

I hate you!!!

[DedDuk]

Wifi in my house is slower than the 4g cell phone internet.

[sotx]

Having to wait on Amazon to deliver a hunting gadget that I desperately do not need and wont use but once during the entire season.

[MossyRockRanch]

Just stopped in to get my haircut today and they ran out of Miller Lite !!!! WT

[yaqui]

My wife asked to borrow my phone last night, I ask why? She said, "So I could turn the A/C down to 70 degrees." I asked her why she doesn't use the app, and she said she didn't want to use up the memory space on her phone.

[2B4Him]

I had to get out of truck for two gol dang weeks to push the button on my gate opener because I was waiting for a new receiver for it.

[Dale Moser]

Originally Posted by bobc

You think one these would work for your application. Use on on for my porch TV.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0...?ie=UTF8&psc=1

Nosir, it's gonna have to be a 1 off piece. I'm gonna try to build something tonight or tomorrow.

[DRettele]

Beer fridge is empty

[DRettele]

Too many pigs to shoot this weekend with too few shells

[DRettele]

Need to go float the river and the tube has a hole

[67olds442]

Originally Posted by DedDuk

Wifi in my house is slower than the 4g cell phone internet.

I feel ya

[DRettele]

My Igloo doesn't hold ice as long as my Rtic

[DRettele]

Ate and drank for free at Franklins BBQ and now I've got the Meat Sweats!

[wdtorque]

Had to sit though TWO red light cycles this morning on my way to work this morning. Then I had to work until 12:15. Totally unacceptable.


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[ktjones]

Originally Posted by 125Dad

I wish I had yall's problem. My wife turned fifty a while back and thinks we are teenager rabits again. It's wearing me out I've not got to watch the news take a shower alone in a few months. oh and I have to sneak out in the mornings or she will make me late to work.

Understand. Mine hit 50 in April. Wearin' me out!

[mrc]

My new microwave knocks out my wifi, it makes it a pain to make popcorn and watch the TV.

[Encinal]

No problems relating to women should be included on this thread.

There are women in the 3rd world too, and the problems are exactly the same.

[bobc]

Originally Posted by Dale Moser

Nosir, it's gonna have to be a 1 off piece. I'm gonna try to build something tonight or tomorrow.

In that case, a diy is a must.


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[BertramBass]

I hate that I have to fold my truck's mirrors in to park in my shop. Otherwise they hit my boat or side by side. Luckily they are auto folding, so at least it is tolerable...

[TeamAmerica]

Originally Posted by meltingfeather

via text message:



Wife: What's wrong with my computer?

Did you clear your browser history?!

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[breederbuck33]

When you get in your truck while talking on the phone and you're truck takes the call.Then you have 15 seconds of asking if the person on the other end can hear you.

[HoustonR6ryda]

This administration closed Cuba,and ruined my family summer cruise vacation,had a chance to show my kids how blessed they are living. We been on about twelve cruises but never Cuba. Full refund from Royal Carribean ,but I did want a real Mojito and ride in 55 Chevy around Havana. First world problems.

[Sika]

Today, HEB was out of the gluten free bread I normally get...so I had to settle for a different brand.

[doghouse]

Hunting a better mask for my CPAP machine! I know be glad I have a machine.

[sideways]

My apple car play won’t display the green screen on my truck screen.


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[creekbottom02]

I have to pull a bunch of guns out of the safe to reach the ones in the back that I haven't shot in a while.... SMH

[AgHntr10]

Ordered a medium rare ribeye the other day.... they served me medium

[Johnny Dangerr]

My pellet gun is hitting about 1/2 inch right. Can't tell if it is me or it got bumped. Need more trigger time.......

[Mexico]

Thinking about selling my boat for a better one... and it's already a " better " one... lol

[wdtorque]

Originally Posted by AgHntr10

Ordered a medium rare ribeye the other day.... they served me medium

Real


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[Acameron52]

The back up camera on my new pickup isn’t working. I actually have to turn around to back into my driveway. It’s not even beeping at me. Blasphemy.

[Witchgrass]

Originally Posted by BLACKFINTURKEY

Our off shore fishing trip got canceled do to high seas this weekend and it’s hard to schedule a new date because I’m going to Alaska for 12 days in August, have some fishing planned in July and have an elk and mule deer hunt in October!

Dang Dude, you’ve got it so rough....lol

[BLACKFINTURKEY]

Originally Posted by Witchgrass

Dang Dude, you’ve got it so rough....lol

Life is hard brother....


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[Dale Moser]

We bout to do somethin about this TV pool situation manana...





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[TxTyler]

Anyone else experience this in their household?

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