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Old 05-25-2021, 11:29 AM   #1
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Default More Weird Things at the Ranch...Pamela Anderson was there!

Late last week, we rotated one of the herds to a fresh pasture. As we always do, we left the gates open between the two pastures in case any new babies that have been hidden by momma get left behind as she moves to greener pastures.

Well, on Sunday, my nephew and his daughter were out leisurely riding horses after a long day of work. As they strolled through the recently vacated pasture, they unknowingly stumbled across a calf hiding in the tall grass. The calf spooked and ran, haphazardly plowing through the fence of yet another adjoining pasture...and kept on running.

Now that momma had no avenue to reach her calf, it became imperative that we find it and reunite it with momma. My nephew called out reinforcements, and here we all came--on tractors, on Mules, on ATVs--all looking for this calf. After a couple of hours and several passes through the pastures, she was finally spotted. She had lain down in the tall grass once again...and was fast asleep.

Rather than try to rope her (and turn the whole thing into a rodeo in a pasture large enough to give the calf a huge advantage), my nephew was able to sneak up behind her and get the drop on her. Even though she was only a day or two old, she was a big un and, after tying her up (me), it took two of the men to get her into the bed of the Mule. Even with her legs tied, she fought like a champ (atta girl!). Since the bed of the Mule was so small, only one of the men could ride with her and it was my nephew who drew the short straw. As he struggled to keep her down, our foreman, Bruce, hollered, Youre gonna have to jump on her like shes Jeniffer Aniston and ride her like shes Pamela Anderson or she's gonna jump out!

And so it was that this little blonde calf became known as Pamela Anderson. She was quickly reunited with her mother and both have finally joined up with the herd. Bruce reports that Pamela Anderson is happy and eating and, he say's, is filling out quite well!

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Old 05-25-2021, 11:37 AM   #2
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Sure needed a good pick me up post, thank you

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Old 05-25-2021, 11:40 AM   #3
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Is your nephew nicknamed Tommy Lee?
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Old 05-25-2021, 12:06 PM   #4
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Better get the herd bull some protection.
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Old 05-25-2021, 12:12 PM   #5
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At the beginning of reading that I was going to ask if Worksalot is your nephew but after reading the entire thing it wasn't weird enough.
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Old 05-25-2021, 12:36 PM   #6
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LOL, Awesome stuff!!
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Old 05-25-2021, 12:48 PM   #7
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that's a great story
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Old 05-25-2021, 12:48 PM   #8
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At the beginning of reading that I was going to ask if Worksalot is your nephew but after reading the entire thing it wasn't weird enough.

Exactly what I was thinking.


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Old 05-25-2021, 12:53 PM   #9
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At the beginning of reading that I was going to ask if Worksalot is your nephew but after reading the entire thing it wasn't weird enough.
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Old 05-25-2021, 12:56 PM   #10
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Title got my attention
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Old 05-25-2021, 01:08 PM   #11
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Thanks for keeping us abreast of this otherwise udderly mundane post! I think of lot of us needed to be lifted and supported by some good ol' cowgirl humor.
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Old 05-25-2021, 01:38 PM   #12
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LOL! Love It!
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Old 05-25-2021, 02:00 PM   #13
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At the beginning of reading that I was going to ask if Worksalot is your nephew but after reading the entire thing it wasn't weird enough.
I laughed out loud on this!!
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Old 05-25-2021, 02:00 PM   #14
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At the beginning of reading that I was going to ask if Worksalot is your nephew but after reading the entire thing it wasn't weird enough.
Same, but I still wound up at the same result! God bless 'em, when you're dabbling in the cattle biz, you gotta constantly remind people that you're in the cattle biz!
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Old 05-25-2021, 02:55 PM   #15
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Ha! Ha! IDK I kinda think both been tossed more than John Waynes Rifle!
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Old 05-25-2021, 03:07 PM   #16
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Old 05-25-2021, 03:23 PM   #17
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those are fun days when that happens.
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Old 05-25-2021, 04:09 PM   #18
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Thanks for keeping us abreast of this otherwise udderly mundane post! I think of lot of us needed to be lifted and supported by some good ol' cowgirl humor.
((snickering))
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Old 05-25-2021, 04:45 PM   #19
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Thanks for keeping us abreast of this otherwise udderly mundane post! I think of lot of us needed to be lifted and supported by some good ol' cowgirl humor.

Always gotta be a boob, dont ya? My greatest mammaries all involve cattle. Pulling calves, working herds but milking them jerseys was always my favorite.

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Old 05-25-2021, 04:52 PM   #20
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Always gotta be a boob, dont ya? My greatest mammaries all involve cattle. Pulling calves, working herds but milking them jerseys was always my favorite.
Cool story, bra
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Old 05-25-2021, 04:53 PM   #21
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Im dying, you win Booby

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Old 05-25-2021, 05:08 PM   #22
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Old 05-25-2021, 05:19 PM   #23
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Guess that fell flat. I like ya man but its always tit for tat with you. No hard feelings but your reply was pointless.
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Old 05-25-2021, 05:43 PM   #24
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Guess that fell flat. I like ya man but its always tit for tat with you. No hard feelings but your reply was pointless.
As my ol' buddy Harry Ola used to say....it's your play Tex.
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Old 05-25-2021, 05:55 PM   #25
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I was always taught to stand firm. But after today, Im sagging. Im trying to hang with you though.

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Old 05-25-2021, 05:57 PM   #26
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All this started because my son showed me a Guinness book of world records website....had a lady with 12 breasts!

Sound crazy, dozen tit?
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Old 05-25-2021, 06:01 PM   #27
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All this started because my son showed me a Guinness book of world records website....had a lady with 12 breasts!



Sound crazy, dozen tit?
For serious, my grandmother had breast cancer 3 different times and beat all 3 times in her 80's








At 38 years of age, I didnt even know she had 3 boobs.....

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Old 05-25-2021, 06:02 PM   #28
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All this started because my son showed me a Guinness book of world records website....had a lady with 12 breasts!

Sound crazy, dozen tit?
STOP!! You guys are making me laugh way to hard!
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Old 05-25-2021, 06:06 PM   #29
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STOP!! You guys are making me laugh way to hard!
It’s “too!” Too many breasts.

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Old 05-25-2021, 06:07 PM   #30
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STOP!! You guys are making me laugh way to hard!
Chew wins, as always. See ya on the next thread Mr Chew. Just try to stay on TOP of it buddy. Id sure hate to see him sagging....

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Old 05-25-2021, 06:12 PM   #31
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For serious, my grandmother had breast cancer 3 different times and beat all 3 times in her 80's


At 38 years of age, I didnt even know she had 3 boobs.....

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If your grandmother was the same age as mine...she probably got cancer from the oak or elm breast implants they used to sell out of the Sears catalog.


That would be uncomfortable....wooden tit?
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Old 05-25-2021, 06:18 PM   #32
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Im bowing out. You win. Im not milking this thread anymore.

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Old 05-25-2021, 06:20 PM   #33
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Im bowing out. You win. Im not milking this thread anymore.

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You're saying chew gets the tit-le?


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Old 05-25-2021, 06:21 PM   #34
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Its too! Too many breasts.

Simmer down, Tonto. I removed the second o because I heard you could only handle one small mouthful at a time.
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Old 05-25-2021, 06:32 PM   #35
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Classic punnage from 14 years ago.

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Old 05-25-2021, 07:34 PM   #36
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Nope, Im down to my knees with this stuff...
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Old 05-25-2021, 08:00 PM   #37
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Simmer down, Tonto. I removed the second o because I heard you could only handle one small mouthful at a time.
Was Tonto A Rap a Ho?
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Old 05-25-2021, 09:08 PM   #38
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Simmer down, Tonto. I removed the second o because I heard you could only handle one small mouthful at a time.
i was once told, by a hot chick, that anything more than a mouthful is a waste. Certainly don't want to waste any "O's". Like that's even possible.
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Old 05-25-2021, 09:11 PM   #39
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Was Tonto A Rap a Ho?
He was SlapAHo.

Did 5 years for domestic assault.
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