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    #31
    What do you call a magician who's lost his magic?

    Ian.

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      #32
      Ha! Ha! These are so great!! Heck I miss Ol' Rodney Dangerfield!!

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        #33
        Take my wife...Please!!

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          #34
          Originally posted by chopsknives View Post
          Take my wife...Please!!
          Funny that when you started the thread this is the first one liner I thought of. But figured most were to young to know an old Henny Youngman line.

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            #35
            She’s a 2 at 10:00 and a 10 at 2:00.

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              #36
              My wife, she’s a bad cook.

              One night she tells me to take out the trash.

              I told her “You cooked it, you take it out!”

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                #37
                Guy walking out of a liquor store gets asked, "hey, whatya doing?" and replies...
                "Getting a six pack for my wife." original questioner replies, "great trade!"

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                  #38
                  "I saw that!"- Karma

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                    #39
                    Be carefull when you follow the masses, sometimes the "m" is silent.

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                      #40
                      Have you ever listened to someone for a while and wondered,
                      "who ties your shoe laces for you?"

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                        #41
                        Youth and Talent are no match for age and treachery.

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                          #42
                          If she had as many stuck out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.

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                            #43
                            Dear Karma,

                            I have a list of people you missed.

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                              #44
                              There's a reason God gave you two ears and only one mouth.

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                                #45
                                I didn't mean to push your buttons. I was just looking for mute.

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