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Old 06-29-2015, 08:49 PM   #1
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My Girlfriends grandfather has several deer hanging in his living room...this one he has hanging in his garage because the taxidermist put the wrong size eyes! Lol talk about deer in the headlights snout and ears look a little funny too, not a taxidermist but that's just a goofy lookin deer. maybe this was his face seeing his buddy in the back of a jeep in a Walmart parking lot....

Lets hear your "caption this" comments...

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Old 06-29-2015, 08:50 PM   #2
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Jimmy...........!!

Did you see the size of that tarsal gland?!!!!!???!
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Old 06-29-2015, 08:51 PM   #3
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I'm Digging the smirk on its face!
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Old 06-29-2015, 08:52 PM   #4
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Looks like someone just goosed him in the butt!
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Old 06-29-2015, 08:52 PM   #5
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Thats how all east texas deer look when the spotlight hits em!
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Old 06-29-2015, 08:54 PM   #6
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"Man those two does are twerking up a storm! Must be something in the corn"
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Old 06-29-2015, 09:04 PM   #7
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Strung out on vanilla
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Old 06-29-2015, 09:08 PM   #8
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"Three facelifts and now I can't close my eyes."
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Old 06-29-2015, 09:08 PM   #9
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Squirrel!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 06-29-2015, 09:08 PM   #10
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That was my first and last attempt at taxidermy.
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Old 06-29-2015, 09:12 PM   #11
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Bout time to switch to decaf.
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Old 06-29-2015, 09:14 PM   #12
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Oh baby you got back.....
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Old 06-29-2015, 09:15 PM   #13
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Does somebody create a mount like that and step back and say....I think that will work!...
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Old 06-29-2015, 09:18 PM   #14
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Does somebody create a mount like that and step back and say....I think that will work!...
Yea in 1975.................
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Old 06-29-2015, 09:18 PM   #15
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That's Bruce Jenner!?!?
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Old 06-29-2015, 09:20 PM   #16
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That's what I was thinking. Wonder if he had to pay for that..

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Old 06-29-2015, 09:24 PM   #17
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Old 06-29-2015, 09:25 PM   #18
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That nose is absolutly killing me! LOL. Looks like the nostrils were formed by the taxi picking the deers nose.
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Old 06-29-2015, 09:25 PM   #19
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Oh my!
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Old 06-29-2015, 09:28 PM   #20
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"I wonder why Dad always say the mailman was a warthog..."
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Old 06-29-2015, 09:37 PM   #21
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Thats how all east texas deer look when the spotlight hits em!
Lol !!
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Old 06-29-2015, 09:38 PM   #22
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That's Bruce Jenner!?!?

Baaaaaaahahaha! !
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Old 06-29-2015, 09:54 PM   #23
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Joan?
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Old 06-29-2015, 10:00 PM   #24
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Looks like someone humped him until he peed.
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Old 06-29-2015, 10:03 PM   #25
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Joan?

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Old 06-29-2015, 10:04 PM   #26
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Looks like someone humped him until he peed.
I just spit diet coke all over the iPad...
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Old 06-29-2015, 10:05 PM   #27
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The paverbial deer in the head lights.
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Old 06-29-2015, 10:10 PM   #28
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He looks like the deer from the movie Open Season
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Old 06-29-2015, 10:12 PM   #29
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That was his reaction when he heard two does can now be married.
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Old 06-29-2015, 10:16 PM   #30
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That was his reaction when he heard two does can now be married.
Haha
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Old 06-29-2015, 10:16 PM   #31
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"Man...those were some good mushrooms"
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Old 06-29-2015, 10:17 PM   #32
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Is he pulling a ghost trailer?
Just realized he is not in an AR county so the ear extensions were pointless?
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Old 06-29-2015, 10:26 PM   #33
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Is it just me or are his ears way too far down on his neck?
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Old 06-29-2015, 10:33 PM   #34
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That deer is about half a step ahead of most bobcat mounts on here
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Old 06-30-2015, 01:48 AM   #35
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he just saw Megafawn all grown up!
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Old 06-30-2015, 05:13 AM   #36
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"Three facelifts and now I can't close my eyes."
Oh my gosh I LOL so hard I almost peed!!!
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Old 06-30-2015, 05:26 AM   #37
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Lighten up boys my mama was a speedgoat don't you see the resemblance
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Old 06-30-2015, 06:54 AM   #38
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The deer is looking across the room at the taxi's 1st attempt at a bobcat.
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Old 06-30-2015, 06:58 AM   #39
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Did somebody say it is Rut time?
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Old 06-30-2015, 07:04 AM   #40
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That's Bruce Jenner!?!?
Call me Kaitlyn!!!
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Old 06-30-2015, 09:03 AM   #41
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"I can fix that".................

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Is he pulling a ghost trailer?
Just realized he is not in an AR county so the ear extensions were pointless?
Winner^^^^!
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Old 06-30-2015, 09:24 AM   #42
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Botox............gone bad.
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Old 06-30-2015, 09:34 AM   #43
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Mr Potato Head deer mount. Pick your own eyes, nose, mouth and antlers.
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Old 06-30-2015, 10:05 AM   #44
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He looks like the deer from the movie Open Season
Elliott
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Old 06-30-2015, 10:08 AM   #45
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I'm betting other side of that wall is the washing machine and it's on spin cycle!
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Old 06-30-2015, 11:20 AM   #46
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Oh no...we're in East Texas!
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Old 06-30-2015, 11:26 AM   #47
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Oh no...we're in East Texas!
Where Men are Men and Sheep are skeered!!!!!
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Old 07-01-2015, 08:50 PM   #48
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Lmao...Botox much?
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Old 07-01-2015, 10:49 PM   #49
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that was his reaction when he heard two does can now be married.
lol!!!!!!!
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Old 07-02-2015, 08:59 AM   #50
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What tha......
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