What pooped on my porch?

[squirrel]

Poop was in a few spots on my porch strategically located piles right at the top of the stairs and by the front door, in Gillespie county.

[SwampBuck]

It’s definitely not human. Unless they’re very dehydrated

[easeup]

neighbors cat

[MRcheeto]

toad?

[muzzlebrake]

I'll be the first.
Baby Sasquatch

[SwampBuck]

What part of it was strategic vs not just being coincidence ?

[Ouch]

What part of it was strategic vs not just being coincidence ?

You obviously don't know ****.

[PYBUCK]

Skunks

[SwampBuck]

You obviously don't know ****.

If I wanted to get talked to like that I’d just go home to my wife.

Kidding aside, I must have missed that day in Boy Scout training. Do they normally teach strategic **** placement before or after don’t wipe your butt with poison ivy?

[lanceodom]

black panther

[Shane]

Squirrel would be my guess. The tree rats, not you.

[rjtkdplus]

Skunks

This guy knows his ****!

[Matteo]

If it tastes like pea gravel it is a coon.

[Graysonhogs]

BoB

[kingranch]

looks like amber heard