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Old 01-31-2020, 07:59 AM   #51
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Allen is not bad. Collin county is pretty bad. I only drank the orange juice.
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Old 01-31-2020, 08:10 AM   #52
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Cody, Wyoming jail serves the best sausage patties and french toast Ive ever had, of course I was extremely hungover
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Old 01-31-2020, 08:12 AM   #53
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Chambers co aint bad. Galveston co is horrible. Baytown city has excellent sausage biscuits with chocolate milk. Just over night stays in my 20's for being an idiot.
“When you were in your 20’s and an idiot”?

Well at least your not in your 20’s anymore
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Old 01-31-2020, 08:16 AM   #54
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I had no idea TBH had this many criminals
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Old 01-31-2020, 08:20 AM   #55
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Allen is not bad. Collin county is pretty bad. I only drank the orange juice.
I had to go file a report in Allen. I walked in and started looking around and an officer asked if he could help. I just said, "So this is what the front looks like.". My wife wasn't very happy with me.
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Old 01-31-2020, 08:20 AM   #56
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x4. I had to straighten out a lot of rude people in my younger years.
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Old 01-31-2020, 08:25 AM   #57
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I went to jail in Hitchcock, Tx in 1989. I was in a cell by myself for 3 hours. I stood in the middle of it and didn't touch a thing. I ran the red light at Hwy6 and fm2004 then drove my car around behind this guys barn to hide from the cop that saw me. I still have nightmares thinking about that night. You could say I was scared straight because I never had a brush with the law since.
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Old 01-31-2020, 08:31 AM   #58
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Old 01-31-2020, 08:32 AM   #59
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“When you were in your 20’s and an idiot”?

Well at least your not in your 20’s anymore
Winner!
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Old 01-31-2020, 08:41 AM   #60
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I went to jail in Humble for running a red light. I thought I could bull**** my way out of it. Told him I would go through it right this time he could watch me . Then it got real and he asked me for my occupation i said I was a fk n hobo. Well back then they didn't like vagrants. Well we got into a dancing tango when he started to cuff me. That I can still hear these words you're resisting arrest. Now I knew that wasn't good. So I just stopped doing the tango and off to jail I went. Thank God for Pernell . Wasn't in there long enough for food. I just started singing old Man River

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Old 01-31-2020, 08:43 AM   #61
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Went to jail once for a PI. Cops told me to get off the beach in a golf cart at night. I said, 'Don't you got something better to do!' So I was arrested.

No breakfast at the galveston county jail.
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Old 01-31-2020, 08:54 AM   #62
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So you are the guy trying to run me over in my tent
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Old 01-31-2020, 09:05 AM   #63
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Clemens Unit breakfast were great. Everything fresh.

We used to have breakfast with the warden before every goose hunt, before William Wayne Justice messed that all up.
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Old 01-31-2020, 09:10 AM   #64
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still frozen bean burritos, carton of cranberry juice and an apple. Would always trade my burrito for another juice and apple. Twin towers - downtown los angeles. Part of my great decision making in my youth

some of y'all have been to fancy lock up

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Old 01-31-2020, 09:12 AM   #65
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Small pancake, syrup, a scrambled egg and what I think was instant coffee/brown water. One of my cell mates knew the menu for each day of the week. Said had I f%$ked up one day later I could have gotten breakfast tacos.
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Old 01-31-2020, 09:16 AM   #66
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I live in a small town and have never seen our local facilities. My friends say they get you whatever you want from dairy queen.
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Old 01-31-2020, 09:32 AM   #67
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I guess breakfast in jail would be better than sex in jail.

I do not want to try either.


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Old 01-31-2020, 09:39 AM   #68
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I've been TO jail, but never IN jail.

All I got was a knuckle sandwich.
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Old 01-31-2020, 09:44 AM   #69
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Worst: Chicken pot pie
Best: Burger King

Luckily my sample size is limited to those two.

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Old 01-31-2020, 09:48 AM   #70
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I had no idea TBH had this many criminals
We'll all be criminals before too much longer, just wait stupid people will legislate us into a corner before we know it.
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Old 01-31-2020, 09:49 AM   #71
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PB&J

Dry bologna on bread
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Old 01-31-2020, 09:50 AM   #72
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I couldn’t tell you because I didn’t eat it.
^^^this right here^^^ Wasn’t as particular when it came to lunch.
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Old 01-31-2020, 09:51 AM   #73
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I guess breakfast in jail would be better than sex in jail.

I do not want to try either.


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Old 01-31-2020, 09:54 AM   #74
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I hear Highland Park brings you in McDonalds.
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Old 01-31-2020, 09:58 AM   #75
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Bell County ain't no joke..Very little scares me,and I promise you this..I was ready to leave,and I will never go back..circa '94

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Old 01-31-2020, 10:00 AM   #76
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Downtown Fort Worth on Throckmorton street, back in the 80's. Spent 12 hours in that dump, breakfast was powdered eggs and stale toast.
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Old 01-31-2020, 10:05 AM   #77
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Bexar County in the 80's.....pancakes with a green tint, so dry the syrup supplied was sucked right into them, and they were still dry with a greenish hue right in the middle. Warm milk, dirty glass, thankfully I let them sit as I was sprung about the same time.

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Old 01-31-2020, 10:09 AM   #78
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i don't remember them giving me breakfast!!!!
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Old 01-31-2020, 10:19 AM   #79
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We'll all be criminals before too much longer, just wait stupid people will legislate us into a corner before we know it.
I hope you're wrong but I think you're right
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Old 01-31-2020, 10:28 AM   #80
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My one stay, back in my drinking days, breakfast was a biscuit looking disk, some coffee you could see through, and the gravy was the oddest color of gray I'd ever seen and it was the consistency of pudding. I politely declined. That was a crappy 6 hour stay. Enough for me to decide the gangster life wasn't for me.

This was Grayson County
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Old 01-31-2020, 10:56 AM   #81
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The WINNER!!!!!
I don't know how to do it but I'm going to fix it for you" The Weiner"

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Old 01-31-2020, 10:58 AM   #82
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Knock on wood, I can say of my 55 years, never seen the inside of one, don't plan to.
I only have a 36 year streak but I'm with you!

Not going stupid places to do stupid things with stupid people has served me well so far!
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Old 01-31-2020, 11:07 AM   #83
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I only have a 36 year streak but I'm with you!

Not going stupid places to do stupid things with stupid people has served me well so far!
Exactly how I characterize the reason behind my visit

But man did we have fun back in the day!
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Old 01-31-2020, 11:14 AM   #84
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x6 :d
****, looks like I have some catching up to do.
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Old 01-31-2020, 11:26 AM   #85
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I’ve never ate the breakfast, but if you ever have an overnighter in Hardin County you better dress warm. It’s freezing cold in there. They do give you a blanket, but take it away around 4am. I think they enjoy doing that
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Old 01-31-2020, 11:37 AM   #86
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Made a few laps thru Chambers, and 1 in Galveston. Breakfast must not have been very impressive as I don't remember ever eating it. I do know the one time my dad showed up to get me I tried my level best to get them to keep me until someone else showed up. I knew the look on his face, he wasn't happy. That was a LONG ride home.

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Old 01-31-2020, 11:41 AM   #87
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Yall must be slow thinkers, or slow movers.
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Old 01-31-2020, 11:44 AM   #88
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Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself. It was the Breakfast.
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Old 01-31-2020, 11:52 AM   #89
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Two nights when I was young and dumb. Powdered eggs and grits with syrup poured all over it. Gourmet delight !

For Sunday supper we got a piece of cake.......right on top of the beans.
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Old 01-31-2020, 12:19 PM   #90
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Alexandria Ocasio Cortez... is that you?


Never been thankfully.
No but I probably made a face jester similar when people had been craping in the sink /toilet/ water fountain

Do stupid things you get to drink out of a stainless steel urinal
And this looks like a brand new one
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Old 01-31-2020, 12:24 PM   #91
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Exactly how I characterize the reason behind my visit

But man did we have fun back in the day!
A friend will come bail you out. Your best friend will be sittin next to ya.
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Old 01-31-2020, 01:05 PM   #92
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I had no idea TBH had this many criminals
Come on now, all of us are criminals, but some of us aint good ones and just got caught
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Old 01-31-2020, 01:13 PM   #93
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“When you were in your 20’s and an idiot”?

Well at least your not in your 20’s anymore
I'm surprised you're awake at this hour
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Old 01-31-2020, 01:16 PM   #94
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Buddy/Roy from high school had his son pulled over in Hedwig Village. He had 10-15 outstanding traffic warrants. His dad told him he wasn't getting him out unless he agreed to sell his hot rod to pay his dad back. He smarted off and told his dad he'd just serve the time because Hedwig Village served meals from McDonald's. Roy called made sure the outstanding warrants in Harris Co were next in line. Second day of green baloney on stale bread he agreed to sell the hot rod........
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Old 01-31-2020, 01:22 PM   #95
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20 years ago I spent a few hours in the clink for the most expensive joint I never got to smoke. Luckily I wasn't in long enough to get my breakfast.
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Old 01-31-2020, 01:52 PM   #96
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Yall must be slow thinkers, or slow movers.
I always thought of myself as a pretty fast mover, but when crossing a sand dune butt naked you give up when the briars reach about mid thigh, I figured one night in the hole was better than Cherokee rose Tangled up in my satchel.

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Old 01-31-2020, 01:54 PM   #97
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The old Fort Worth Jail in the 80's for a overnight stay. I don't know what breakfast was. When I got it I gave it to my cell mate......His name was Pepsi and he had just murdered his wife and said he was hungry.
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Old 01-31-2020, 01:55 PM   #98
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I always thought of myself as a pretty fast mover, but when crossing a sand dune butt naked you give up when the briars reach about mid thigh, I figured one night in the hole was better than Cherokee rose Tangled up in my satchel.

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Old 01-31-2020, 02:02 PM   #99
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Did they get her too?
Let her go... They did at least let her put my shorts back on me, AFTER making me walk down the beach in nothing more than my cowboy hat, cuffed behind my back, back to where I left them

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Old 01-31-2020, 02:13 PM   #100
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I'm afraid that puts you in the slow thinker category.
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