National Crayon Day

[Chef]

Control yourselves today Devil Dogs!!! Save some green ones for me!!

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[PYBUCK]

No white ones in the box, Racist.

[Man]

My 12 month old celebrated by eating one this morning.

[M16]

Biden ate his too.

[txpitdog]

Perfect opportunity to suss out a few imposters. Who on here is one of those morons that pronounces crayon like “crown”? You know who you are. What’s the matter, the complex phonetics of CRAY-on too difficult for ya? Gotta jam it up with some kind of Boston/Baltimore/Elmer Fudd accent, crammed together, one and a half syllable “crown” attempt?

At least the dullards that say cray-own are trying. Sure they ate too much paste in class and had to use the Son of Big Chief tablets due to their “delayed development”, but at least they try. We have no time for this dumbass “could you please pass the blue-green crown” business. That action will result in the green-blue CRAYON being jammed up your fat, rubber-cement sniffing nose.

Which brings me to another thing. If I ask for red-orange, do not think for a moment that handing me some lame brick color is going to be acceptable. Red-orange is red-orange, not brick, and for ****ed sure not “oh just color it orange then color it again with red on top”. What communist nightmare are you even from bro?

Get out with all that action. This is Texas.

[Pstraw]

Crayola

[westtexducks]

Perfect opportunity to suss out a few imposters. Who on here is one of those morons that pronounces crayon like “crown”? You know who you are. What’s the matter, the complex phonetics of CRAY-on too difficult for ya? Gotta jam it up with some kind of Boston/Baltimore/Elmer Fudd accent, crammed together, one and a half syllable “crown” attempt?

At least the dullards that say cray-own are trying. Sure they ate too much paste in class and had to use the Son of Big Chief tablets due to their “delayed development”, but at least they try. We have no time for this dumbass “could you please pass the blue-green crown” business. That action will result in the green-blue CRAYON being jammed up your fat, rubber-cement sniffing nose.

Which brings me to another thing. If I ask for red-orange, do not think for a moment that handing me some lame brick color is going to be acceptable. Red-orange is red-orange, not brick, and for ****ed sure not “oh just color it orange then color it again with red on top”. What communist nightmare are you even from bro?

Get out with all that action. This is Texas.

This was a great read on a Wednesday, I didn't realize anyone took their crayons so seriously

[Smokeater]

[QUOTE=Pstraw;15548409]Crayola[/QUOTE

We just called em colors. He//, these days that may not even be legal I guess.

[175gr7.62]

When did the whole crayon eating thing get started when referring to Marines? I first heard it about 2-3 years ago.


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[Rubi513]

Biden ate his too.

Biden was the first thing I thought of when I opened this thread.

[EarleyBird]

Perfect opportunity to suss out a few imposters. Who on here is one of those morons that pronounces crayon like “crown”? You know who you are. What’s the matter, the complex phonetics of CRAY-on too difficult for ya? Gotta jam it up with some kind of Boston/Baltimore/Elmer Fudd accent, crammed together, one and a half syllable “crown” attempt?

At least the dullards that say cray-own are trying. Sure they ate too much paste in class and had to use the Son of Big Chief tablets due to their “delayed development”, but at least they try. We have no time for this dumbass “could you please pass the blue-green crown” business. That action will result in the green-blue CRAYON being jammed up your fat, rubber-cement sniffing nose.

Which brings me to another thing. If I ask for red-orange, do not think for a moment that handing me some lame brick color is going to be acceptable. Red-orange is red-orange, not brick, and for ****ed sure not “oh just color it orange then color it again with red on top”. What communist nightmare are you even from bro?

Get out with all that action. This is Texas.

I think it's officially called "Dog Weiner Red."

[WItoTX]

My 12 month old celebrated by eating one this morning.

Biden ate his too.

Perfectly timed

[Goldeneagle]

I guess I should have wrote my shift tie in note in crayon yesterday. Came into a mess this morning.