Ron White quotes

[Dale Moser]

“I forgot, you ever forget? Happened to me.”

“I had the RIGHT....to remain silent, but I didn’t have the ability...”


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[Mike Fangman]

" I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability"

[Big pig]

One of my more favorites

“ I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots”

[blfx4]

“That boy has a lot of quit in him.”

[Fishndude]

A lot of things smell like a stripper

[TexanTiger]

"so I said exactly what you say when Dr Phil invites you on his yacht.....ef yeah!"

[Low Fence]

Apparently he missed lug nut day...

[BayouCat]

"It falls off. It falls OFF. IT FALLS THE F OFF!"

[EarleyBird]

"so I said exactly what you say when Dr Phil invites you on his yacht.....ef yeah!"

This from the one where his wife sings five octaves? If so, that was hilarious!

[Graysonhogs]

Old Biker lady: want to see my ti**?

Ron: *pause* yes I do. When you've seen one set......you want to see the rest of em.

[DedDuk]

When I have 7/8ths of a gram of marijuana, I consider myself to be out. Thats no weed.....

[Bryan11]

"apparently the guy next to me had something to live for, i'd been drinking since noon, i told the pilot to take her down hard, i don't want to limp away from this!"

[Gom]

When his Vet was explaining that Ron needed to obtain a sperm sample after his bulldog, Sluggo was neutered, Ron said, “ No, he already loves me enough as it is!”

[Dale Moser]

“We have two Scotty dogs, because apparently if you drink enough Jhonny Walker products, they eventually send you a dog.”


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[jdg13]

"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

"The next time you have a thought... let it go."