A Game Of Thrones

[nursejenn]

JAIMIE L. (outside the wall): If you will not surrender, we shall take your castle by force!

CERSIE L (on the wall) : You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! ---Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Jon Snow-king, you and all your silly English knnnniggets (that would be French for "Knights"). Thppppt!

TYRION: What a strange person.

JAIMIE: Now look here, my good woman!

CERSIE: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!...... I fart in your general direction! . Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

TYRION: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?

CERSIE: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!

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[Heron]

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Love it, though now I've got the Clapper Jingle stuck in my head for some reason which is only slightly less painful than being completely unsullied.

[Heron]

Or perhaps this is the endgame:

[Northerners and Jayme wheeling trojan rabbit up to castle gates]

MUTTERING GOLDEN COMPANY: C'est un lapin, lapin de bois. Quoi? Un cadeau. What? A present. Oh, un cadeau. Oui, oui. Hurry. What? Let's go. Oh. On y va. Bon magne. Over here...

[exiting the castle and pushing the Trojan Rabbit inside]

JAIMIE: What happens now?

MASTER STRATEGIST, JOHN SNOW: Well, now, uh, Grey Worm, Tyrion, and I, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the Golden Company and Iron Born by surprise -- not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!

JAIMIE: Who leaps out?

JOHN SNOW: Uh, Grey Worm, Tyrion, and I. Uh, leap out of the rabbit, uh and uh....

JAIMIE: Oh....(looks down, then facepalms)

SNOW: Oh.... Um, l-look, if we built this large wooden badger...

[twang - Trojan Rabbit launched back over the wall towards the Northern host]

ALL: Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away!

[splat]

GUARDS: Oh, haw haw haw.


For reference: https://youtu.be/7xhiQgtyMH8

[Heron]

And who can forget Sam Tarley's courage throughout GOT and the Long Night Battle (as memorialized by Sir Tarley's minstrels):

Bravely bold Sir Samwell, rode forth from Castle Black.
He was not afraid to die, O Brave Sir Samwell.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Samwell!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Samwell!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off,
And his penis...

(Samwell interrupts the song)

(Samwell encounters the Dothraki White Walker and flees)

(After Samwell runs away from the Dothraki White Walker)

MINSTREL: Brave Sir Samwell ran away

Samwell: No!

MINSTREL (singing): Bravely ran away away

Samwell: I didn't!

MINSTREL (singing): When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled

Samwell: No!

MINSTREL (singing): Yes Brave Sir Samwell turned about

Samwell: I didn't!

MINSTREL (singing): And gallantly he chickened out Bravely taking to his feet

Samwell: I never did!

MINSTREL (singing): He beat a very brave retreat

Samwell: Oh, lie!

MINSTREL (singing): Bravest of the brave Sir Samwell

Samwell: I never!

(Later, when Samwell meets up with Jon Snow)

MINSTREL (singing): Packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering off
And chickening out and pissing off home
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge...

For reference: https://youtu.be/jYFefppqEtE

[eastxhunter]

Ok you’re cut off

[Landrover]

Ok you’re cut off

Bwahahahahahahahahahahha!!!!!!!

[Crazy Horse]

what the...

[jeffpg]

https://www.facebook.com/prishen.chetty.1/videos/10218151304755290/?t=0

[Preacher Man]

Ha ha ha!!!!!!!

[Birddog66]

It's Sunday and only 3 episodes left! You bet your *** somebody's getting unsullied tonight!

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[NDN98]

I don't think we will see it this episode, but I am ready for the CleganeBowl! Go Hound!

[systemnt]

Arya and the knight king

[Landrover]

Arya and the knight king

Bwahahaha!!!!![emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

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[Smart]

Arya and the knight king

Hahahahahaha..

[Landrover]

I gotta believe that Cersei's evil Maester and Samwell Tarley geaux head to head in these final episodes. Been alot of brawn....time for some cerebral battles that end in epic strategic moves!

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