Step right up folks, grab your barf bags and place your bets on this spectacle ****show of insanity and idiocy! Make some money now before they tax you later!
Over/unders: pays 2-1
1. Candidate references Trump as Hitler or Nazi: 9
2. Candidate mentions the word "obstruction" ( any forms accepted, obstructionist, obstructing, etc): 24
3. Candidate mentions "manufactured crisis" while referencing the border: 17
4. Candidate mentions "climate change" AND any of "catastrophe", "crisis", "hurricane", "extermination" "existential threat" or "teotwawki": 7
5. Candidate mentions Venezuela: 0
6. Candidate offers any workable solution to any real problem facing America: 0
Prop bets: pays 20-1
1. Name the candidate first to say "Trump is raaacist"
2. Name the candidate to say any variation of "Smollett is innocent"
3. Name the candidate first to mention "0bama" and any variation of "Best President ever"
4. Name the candidate first to call for tax increase on "the rich".
5. Name first candidate who offers free college to anyone.
6. Name first candidate who says "guns are evil", "we need common-sense gun laws", or "no one needs an assault rifle"
7. Name first candidate besides Beeto to make embarrassing gaffe
Over/unders: pays 2-1
1. Candidate references Trump as Hitler or Nazi: 9
2. Candidate mentions the word "obstruction" ( any forms accepted, obstructionist, obstructing, etc): 24
3. Candidate mentions "manufactured crisis" while referencing the border: 17
4. Candidate mentions "climate change" AND any of "catastrophe", "crisis", "hurricane", "extermination" "existential threat" or "teotwawki": 7
5. Candidate mentions Venezuela: 0
6. Candidate offers any workable solution to any real problem facing America: 0
Prop bets: pays 20-1
1. Name the candidate first to say "Trump is raaacist"
2. Name the candidate to say any variation of "Smollett is innocent"
3. Name the candidate first to mention "0bama" and any variation of "Best President ever"
4. Name the candidate first to call for tax increase on "the rich".
5. Name first candidate who offers free college to anyone.
6. Name first candidate who says "guns are evil", "we need common-sense gun laws", or "no one needs an assault rifle"
7. Name first candidate besides Beeto to make embarrassing gaffe
…..then I will tune into the Hallmark Channel!!!
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