Left pocket, top of your sock or hand full of leaves?

[The Crippler]

Might need to mark a blood trail too!

OMG

[Duckologist]

If I'm duck huntin I'll just shoot a peule deau and use dat.

[Tx_Wader]

Paper towels folded into squares in your pocket, these are like an American Express never leave home without it.

That's what I have done...SOFT paper towels too.

I usually find these soft green little leaves they grow everywhere . They are small so you usually have to find a handful but they work well .

You sir ain't right.

[DamonJ]

Pack of wet wipes in the backpack

pack of wet wipes stored in a ziplock bag in each of my blinds

Pack of wet wipes in the glove box of the Ranger

Never Ever be without Azz wiping material...

[Jspradley]

I usually find these soft green little leaves they grow everywhere . They are small so you usually have to find a handful but they work well .

My one piece of genetic good luck is a seeming immunity to poison ivy but even then I ain't gonna chance it like that.

x10000 on never being unprepared anymore, wet wipes are your friend.

[Palehorse]

I usually find these soft green little leaves they grow everywhere . They are small so you usually have to find a handful but they work well .

Leaves of three, wipe with thee.

[El General]

Cut off boxers or large clumps of grass. Using leaves in West Texas is hard.

[Blank]

A bandana in sections will last 4 days!

[tex4k]

If your really talented you can just drop to the ground and drag yourself across the pasture until you achieve the desired cleanliness! (picture your dog rubbing his bottom across the carpet).

[duckmanep]

Disposable Mitten-shaped Wet Wipes, 20 Count https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00F547P6S..._debvDbPYDSWME

how did I not know these existed??

[M.E.B.]

A buddy and I were hunting for hogs stalking the opposite sides of a dry creek bed. I heard him whispering. I looked over and he was holding something up with two fingers.

He said “I found something. It’s camouflaged.”

I whispered back “It’s my shirt sleeve. I wiped my *** with it last week.”

He dropped it.

[SaltwaterSlick]

A buddy and I were hunting for hogs stalking the opposite sides of a dry creek bed. I heard him whispering. I looked over and he was holding something up with two fingers.

He said “I found something. It’s camouflaged.”

I whispered back “It’s my shirt sleeve. I wiped my *** with it last week.”

He dropped it.

Dang you!! I just had Coke Zero come out my nose to try to keep it from spewing out my mouth all over my laptop!!

[quarterback]

A bandana in sections will last 4 days!

I must be eating a too-fiber rich diet. No one bandana would last more than one application.

[az2tx]

I used my buddies bandana once and then put it back with his stuff

[Cowpolks-TR]

Socks or underwear for me. Both works just fine in a pinch.