1st World Problems - Let us hear 'em!

[rjet]

Live in a neighborhood and only home on the street with exception of Miss America from around 1980 and she is 300 or so yards away. Have aquired land all around me to keep seclusion. Two lots right across street from my home owned by a dude that will not answer my inquiries. Pretty sad I am so spoiled that I hate the fact I might have a neighbor across street one day. LOL. Guess it is real sad I am buying properties bordering him so he cant build due to minimum of half acre required to build and those two lots dont meet it. To be so bummed about the situation I think qualifies as not really a big deal in the big scheme of things.

[ThisLadyHunts]

Live in a neighborhood and only home on the street with exception of Miss America from around 1980 and she is 300 or so yards away. Have aquired land all around me to keep seclusion. Two lots right across street from my home owned by a dude that will not answer my inquiries. Pretty sad I am so spoiled that I hate the fact I might have a neighbor across street one day. LOL. Guess it is real sad I am buying properties bordering him so he cant build due to minimum of half acre required to build and those two lots dont meet it. To be so bummed about the situation I think qualifies as not really a big deal in the big scheme of things.

This reminds of that old adage: “I don’t want to own the whole world, just everything that touches my land. (Or something to that effect…)

[rjet]

This reminds of that old adage: “I don’t want to own the whole world, just everything that touches my land. (Or something to that effect…)

Yep.
Kinda funny, been complaining about a lot of things lately. Like having to go back to office for work 3 days a week. Dont think about blessings in life....gotta change that attitude
I really have nothing to complain about, glad I saw this thread to put **** back in perseptive.

[Burnadell]

People asking dumb arse questions on TBH!

I’m waiting on someone to ask if they should put their belt on from the left to the right or right to left, or which side of the bed do you sleep on, or how much does a new truck cost, or do you use an umbrella when it’s raining, or what is the prettiest color, or what to do if your mother-in-law doesn’t like you, or should I didle my wife’s sister when the wife is out of town…without ANY pictures, etc., etc., etc. I’ll swear, I don’t know how some people get through the day without asking TBH for advice on mundane issues.

[Gumbo Man]

People asking dumb arse questions on TBH!

I’m waiting on someone to ask if they should put their belt on from the left to the right or right to left, or which side of the bed should they sleep on, or how much does a new truck cost, or do you use an umbrella when it’s raining, or what is the prettiest color, or what to do if your mother-in-law doesn’t like you, or should I sidle my wife’s sister when the wife is out of town…without ANY pictures, etc., etc., etc. I’ll swear, I don’t know how some people get through the day without asking TBH for advice on mundane issues.

Well with that being said Randy I’ve often wondered, and almost asked, if my wife gets behind on laundry and I’m out of underwear should I:

A…….turn them inside out and put them back on
B…… go commando for the day
C…..start helping with laundry

[rebelbow]

My side by side's gas tank is on the opposite side of my truck's tank, so I have to pull up to different pumps if I want to fill it on the trailer...

back it on
1st world problem solved! i feel so accomplished!

[okrattler]

Eggs are too expensive. Somewhere in the world right now someone would give you $100 for an egg to feed their starving child. If they had $100 to give. If something is too expensive, don't buy it man. It's pretty easy. When you go to the store and see it, don't put it in the cart. You know?

[Uncle Saggy]

People asking dumb arse questions on TBH!

I’m waiting on someone to ask if they should put their belt on from the left to the right or right to left, or which side of the bed do you sleep on, or how much does a new truck cost, or do you use an umbrella when it’s raining, or what is the prettiest color, or what to do if your mother-in-law doesn’t like you, or should I didle my wife’s sister when the wife is out of town…without ANY pictures, etc., etc., etc. I’ll swear, I don’t know how some people get through the day without asking TBH for advice on mundane issues.

That’s a tough one
The belts on Depends go right to left, don’t they?


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[Burnadell]

That’s a tough one
The belts on Depends go right to left, don’t they?


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No belt. Elastic!!!

[Burnadell]

Well with that being said Randy I’ve often wondered, and almost asked, if my wife gets behind on laundry and I’m out of underwear should I:

A…….turn them inside out and put them back on
B…… go commando for the day
C…..start helping with laundry

Every self sufficient man knows you wear them for a week then turn them around backwards for a week, THEN turn them inside out for another week, and then turn them back around. You get a full month's wear out of them! Sheese!!!

[Gumbo Man]

Every self sufficient man knows you wear them for a week then turn them around backwards for a week, THEN turn them inside out for another week, and then turn them back around. You get a full month's wear out of them! Sheese!!!

Thanks Randy. Life is gonna be a lot simpler now. But can I assume that if there’s been a “touching cotton” moment that all deals or off and a new pair is implied?

[Uncle Saggy]

Thanks Randy. Life is gonna be a lot simpler now. But can I assume that if there’s been a “touching cotton” moment that all deals or off and a new pair is implied?

Hearing that story first hand is priceless


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[rolylane6]

back it on

1st world problem solved! i feel so accomplished!

No you just pull between two pump islands at 45 degrees and block the whole isle while you fill each up with pumps on opposite islands. Problem solved!!

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[Fishndude]

I took my wife to an upscale restaurant last night for dinner. After we had finished our meal the Garson asked if we would like a dessert. I said that we would both have the Chocolate Mousse. At that time he told us that they were out at the moment. I told him that I was highly incensed in their lack of inventory and would never return. Finding a descent restaurant these days is virtually impossible.

Problem was, you were at a French restaurant.

[Burnadell]

Hearing that story first hand is priceless


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You ladies made it...special!