She Announced Her Retirement

[Smart]

That poor sweet innocent hard working woman. She'll have an express lane/toll tag through St. Peters gates when her time comes.

[AntlerCollector]

Congrats to her! She just retired from the toughest job in the world.

[Fishndude]

I’ve seen this lady. She can do whatever she wants. She had Curt on a leash when I met her. He didn’t have shoes on and it was 100 degrees outside. She looked like some kind of Goddess and he looked whipped. Now he’s posting like he has some kind of say in it. Ha!!

[Smart]

So hopefully this morning was her first day with breakfast in bed and being fanned with ostrich plumes while feeding her grapes one at a time.....Chop Chop!!

[gingib]

I’ve seen this lady. She can do whatever she wants. She had Curt on a leash when I met her. He didn’t have shoes on and it was 100 degrees outside. She looked like some kind of Goddess and he looked whipped. Now he’s posting like he has some kind of say in it. Ha!!

I was thinking the same thing based on this post prior to seeing this!

We know who runs the show

[Gumbo Man]

I’ve seen this lady. She can do whatever she wants. She had Curt on a leash when I met her. He didn’t have shoes on and it was 100 degrees outside. She looked like some kind of Goddess and he looked whipped. Now he’s posting like he has some kind of say in it. Ha!!

I’m sure that Curt will resemble your comments.

[curtintex]

I was thinking the same thing based on this post prior to seeing this!



We know who runs the show

I’ve seen this lady. She can do whatever she wants. She had Curt on a leash when I met her. He didn’t have shoes on and it was 100 degrees outside. She looked like some kind of Goddess and he looked whipped. Now he’s posting like he has some kind of say in it. Ha!!

Well, she owns half of my stuff and all of her “stuff”, so…..


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[Dale Moser]

She Announced Her Retirement

Did you tell her you’d remove her from the payroll 1st thing Monday morning?[emoji23]


Momma bears gonna momma bear, they don’t know how to quit.


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[DEADEYE1]

Kids

She didn't say anything about me retiring. I'll have to work to fund her retirement and put two more girls through college.

I just got mine through I tell the wife now I think we are busier now than when we had kids at home I know that's not possible in reality but sometimes it sure seems that way We get to do what we want to do now

[salth2o]

She's been playing chess while others are playing checkers.

Checkmate!

[Johnny Dangerr]

A comedian did a talk about how he was walking in town and came up on a woman's protest.
A girl with pink hair got in his face and yelled "why isn't your wife here"
He replied

My wife sleeps till she wakes up
She has breakfast with the lady that keeps the house clean
She gets in her brand new Cadillac and goes to the mani pedi place
Meets her friends for a fancy lunch downtown

Little lady my wife does not have anything to protest

Then it hit me. He described my retired wife to the T

[curtintex]

A comedian did a talk about how he was walking in town and came up on a woman's protest.
A girl with pink hair got in his face and yelled "why isn't your wife here"
He replied

My wife sleeps till she wakes up
She has breakfast with the lady that keeps the house clean
She gets in her brand new Cadillac and goes to the mani pedi place
Meets her friends for a fancy lunch downtown

Little lady my wife does not have anything to protest

Then it hit me. He described my retired wife to the T

My wife has always said if these women-libs screw up the good thing she has going, she's gonna be pizzed.

[Abcdj]

Mom's work is never done. It turns into Nana's full time business. Your still gonna be at the back of the line!

[kyle1974]

I was really hoping this thread was about Nancy Pelosi.... but congrats to your wife!

[kevin nicholls]

Take advantage of the time while you can. In a couple years grandkids show up and your right back in it again. Only you can send grandkids home, smiley face.