any good disfunctional family christmas stories

[JHT]

I should have a good story in the making this year. My gay, interracially married, democrat sister-in-laws from Cali will be coming to Christmas this year. I'm thinking of greeting them with a Trump flag in the yard.

Burn/smoke wood the entire time they are here.
Get some fireworks too.

Cali folk are real nervous around open flames/fire & tired of smelling smoke for three months.

Make them feel at home.

[RR 314]

I saw Lt. Col. Frank Slade put a Ranger choke hold on some Nancy who worked for Snowflake Sugar at Thanksgiving dinner once--Randy deserved it. :-)

[Hoggslayer]

Burn/smoke wood the entire time they are here.
Get some fireworks too.

Cali folk are real nervous around open flames/fire & tired of smelling smoke for three months.

Make them feel at home.

As soon as they see the Trump flag, the fireworks are soon to fallow.

Truth is, my FIL and Mother are more likely to cause trouble. They are like oil and water, with gas floating on top of that. She can't stand him and he pushes her buttons like a fat kid playing a video game.

[JHT]

As soon as they see the Trump flag, the fireworks are soon to fallow.

Truth is, my FIL and Mother are more likely to cause trouble. They are like oil and water, with gas floating on top of that. She can't stand him and he pushes her buttons like a fat kid playing a video game.

It's best when you get to sit back and watch. Solid plan already in effect.



Are the Cali gang staying at your house?

[Hoggslayer]

If they do, I'm taking my boat and heading to the lake for the week. I might just do that anyway.

[kurt68]

Burn/smoke wood the entire time they are here.
Get some fireworks too.

Cali folk are real nervous around open flames/fire & tired of smelling smoke for three months.

Make them feel at home.

I'm sorry I laughed at this.

[Throwin Darts]

one of the best threads on tbh

[hoythunter02]

I saw Lt. Col. Frank Slade put a Ranger choke hold on some Nancy who worked for Snowflake Sugar at Thanksgiving dinner once--Randy deserved it. :-)

Greatness....my all time favorite movie.

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[88 Bound]

I have some but they don't hold a candle to the crap I've read here so...….bump

[Big Lee]

Looking forward the cousin eddy stories.

[hero_moneybags]

I still want to know what happened to Harry_Reed

[smokeless]

Our holiday get togethers are nothing, compared to some of these. I hate drama.

[meltingfeather]

Well mom got drunk, and dad got drunk...

[Shu]

Some great reading here

[WItoTX]

Burn/smoke wood the entire time they are here.
Get some fireworks too.

Cali folk are real nervous around open flames/fire & tired of smelling smoke for three months.

Make them feel at home.

Thanks cold...I got a good laugh though