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    #46
    What do you call a dinosaur fart?

    A blast from the past.

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      #47
      Originally posted by Ouch View Post
      What do you call a french fry with a badge?

      A po-po-tato
      Hilarious

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        #48
        Why do cows wear bells?

        Cause their horns don't work.

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          #49
          What's the difference between a Tuna and a piano?

          You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

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            #50
            In case you have not seen it, a recent report says that dad jokes are good for kids because “By continually telling their children jokes that are so bad that they’re embarrassing, fathers may push their children’s limits for how much embarrassment they can handle. They show their children that embarrassment isn’t fatal.”



            Yes they’re corny, but here's why those cringe-worthy jokes might actually be helping your kids grow up into healthy adults.

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              #51
              Originally posted by Chew View Post
              What did the buffalo say when his boy went off to college? Bison.

              How do you know when an elephant's at your house? His bike is outside.

              How do you know when there are two elephants at your house? The handlebars are bent.

              How do you know when there's an elephant in your fridge? Footprints in the butter.

              Dads of teens:

              What is the black stuff between an elephant's toes? Slow natives.

              What did the elephant say to the naked guy? How do you breathe out of that thing?
              How do you kill a blue elephant?
              Answer: shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

              How do you kill a pink elephant?
              Hold its nose til it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

              Sent from my SM-N970U using Tapatalk

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                #52
                Originally posted by CWP View Post
                In case you have not seen it, a recent report says that dad jokes are good for kids because “By continually telling their children jokes that are so bad that they’re embarrassing, fathers may push their children’s limits for how much embarrassment they can handle. They show their children that embarrassment isn’t fatal.”



                https://www.fox5ny.com/news/dad-joke...ts-experts-say
                When that article came out I forwarded it to my sons saying, "see I did it all for you!" I immediately got back eye-roll emojis from both. It will be a proud moment the first time I hear my son tell a dad joke to my grandson!

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                  #53
                  What's a 3 letter word that starts with gas?

                  Car [emoji1787][emoji1787]

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                    #54
                    What do you get when you mix 50 pigs and 50 deer?
                    A Hundred Sows and Bucks!


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                      #55
                      What does a robot do after sex?

                      He nuts and bolts.

                      (More of a Dad joke for the adult kids…)

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                        #56
                        What kind of bees makes milk?


                        Boo-bees!

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                          #57
                          What's brown and sticky? A stick

                          What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's heavy and the other's a little lighter.

                          The doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
                          Last edited by jdg13; 04-11-2023, 06:05 AM.

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