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    #31
    Why don’t chickens wear pants? Their ****** is on their face.

    Clearing pecking or a different tense isn’t allowed.

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      #32
      Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

      Because she'll Let It Go...

      ziiinggg

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        #33
        What do you call a french fry with a badge?

        A po-po-tato

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          #34
          What do boogers do when they get married?

          Tie the snot

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            #35
            Have you noticed that dad jokes are like farts? The person that issues it laughs and everybody close by groans....

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              #36
              What do you call a cow that's laying down





              Ground beef

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                #37
                What do you call a one legged waitress






                Ilene

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                  #38
                  Why did the scarecrow get an award?


                  He was outstanding in his field.

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                    #39
                    What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter, it’s not coming anyway.

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                      #40
                      If a mom tells a dad joke is she a Faux Pa?

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                        #41
                        What do you get when you cross a hippie and a ninja???

                        Peace and quiet


                        What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup??

                        Anyone can roast beef

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                          #42
                          What does toilet paper do?

                          It hangs around Uranus and wipes out the klingons

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                            #43
                            Did you hear about the baby that got a case of beer dropped on him at the store?


                            Nothing happened to him. It was lite beer.

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                              #44
                              Dad jokes

                              I was walking through the woods yesterday and found a suitcase with a fox and her cubs inside. So I called the authorities and told them about my find
                              Dispatch asked me if they were moving?
                              I told her, I don’t know, I don’t know where they live.


                              Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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                                #45
                                What did the buffalo say when his boy went off to college? Bison.

                                How do you know when an elephant's at your house? His bike is outside.

                                How do you know when there are two elephants at your house? The handlebars are bent.

                                How do you know when there's an elephant in your fridge? Footprints in the butter.

                                Dads of teens:

                                What is the black stuff between an elephant's toes? Slow natives.

                                What did the elephant say to the naked guy? How do you breathe out of that thing?
                                Last edited by Chew; 03-28-2023, 09:39 PM.

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