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    #16
    Stopped at McDonald's on the way to work this morning and just had a kid's meal.
    The mom wasn't too happy with me!

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      #17
      Did you know 6 out of 7 dwarves is not happy!

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        #18
        My son asked me if I could tell him what an eclipse was.

        I told him, "No sun"

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          #19
          I broke my finger at work the other day. On the other hand, I'm fine.

          The fish are biting and there's hogs to be kill-t. Gotta go!

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            #20
            I think circles are pointless.

            The fish are biting and there's hogs to be kill-t. Gotta go!

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              #21
              What did one nut say as it was chasing another nut?

              I'ma cashew!

              The fish are biting and there's hogs to be kill-t. Gotta go!

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                #22
                If a jockey wears jockey shorts and a soccer player wears soccer shorts, what does the President wear?

                Depends...

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                  #23
                  My bossy wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo, that's when I put my foot down!

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                    #24
                    What did the fish say when he hit the wall?

                    Dam!
                    Last edited by AM Cloutier; 03-28-2023, 12:44 PM.

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                      #25
                      What is the difference between the people in Dubai and the people in Abu Dhabi?

                      People in Dubia do not like the Flintsones. The people in Abu Dhabi do....

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                        #26
                        What's black, white and red all over?
                        The Bible

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                          #27
                          Why is the mushroom the life of a party?
                          It's a real fun ghi

                          Why isn't the onion? Frequently makes people cry

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                            #28
                            My Dad was a radio announcer. When he walked under bridges you couldn't hear him talk.

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                              #29
                              Change all your passwords to Kenny...Then you'll have Kenny Logins

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                                #30
                                How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her...they would rearrange the furniture.


                                Not sure if todays kiddos know who she was.

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