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Let's hear them!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Let's hear them!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Knock Knock
Who’s there
Dave
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I tried my ten best puns to see if I could get her to laugh - but no pun in ten did.Comment
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How do you get a napkin to dance?
You put a little boogy in it.Comment
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What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weak days.Comment
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What’s it called when a rooster lays an egg?
Dad yolk.Comment
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Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road.
It was stuck in a crackComment
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You hear about the haunted handkerchief? It had a bugger in it.
You think that's funny but it snot.Comment
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I spent the weekend in the hospital after a peekaboo incident.
They put me in the ICUComment
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Why do cows not wear socks ?
its because they Lac-tose !!!Comment
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if April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
PilgrimsComment
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(Q)What do you call a deer with no eyes?
(A) No eye deer?
(Q) What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
(A) Still no eye deer?
MichaelComment
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Why cant a bike stand on its own?
Bc its two tiredComment
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What do you get crossing and elephant and a rhino..
el if I no..Comment
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I’m going to store these jokes where dad jokes are stored
The dadabase
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