Lay off the eggs and sausage. Start eat-n rolled oats. And lots a uses for a 5 gallon bait bucket.
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I always thought I was too young to worry about that kind of stuff, but a guided bay trip a few months ago brought me down to earth. Those few that know me here know Im pretty quiet and private. My wives have never been allowed near the bathroom when Im in there, I dont fart in front of people etc, so this was pretty humbling.
It took a while to put two and two together but apparently the day before we left I ate a bad boiled egg. It was a little slimy, but I washed it good and ate it, thinking nothing of it. Huge mistake.
We ( guide, my daughter, her boyfriend and my oldest son ) headed out early with no idea of what was brewing in my guts. We were fishing for a while and I started feeling the pain in my guts. I ignored it for a while. Then it got worse and worse. I finally got to the point of desperation when I couldnt stand up straight and was having to clinch to keep from exploding. Serious pain. I told the guide I had bad news and he asked if I wanted to go back. I told him no, it would be all over by then, one way or the other! I had no choice. I walked to the back of the boat and he handed me a kitty litter tub ( how appropriate) and barely got my pants down in time. Everyone else 12 feet away. I tried to moderate it but there was no hope. After a bit of relief I cleaned up and went back to fishing. Was ok for a few hrs when it started coming back. I toughed it out, then the guide said it was time to head back. I was relieved. I really thought I could make it till then. Nope! About halfway back I told him I was in deep...well, you know and could not wait a second longer. Back on the litter box, but this time we were out of paper. Off comes a sock.... we finally were able to move on and get back. Literally the most embarrassed I have ever been.
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Originally posted by Burnadell View PostI pferer the actual Depends brand, but you can save a few bucks with the off brands from CVS or Walgreens.
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Originally posted by miket View PostI always thought I was too young to worry about that kind of stuff, but a guided bay trip a few months ago brought me down to earth. Those few that know me here know Im pretty quiet and private. My wives have never been allowed near the bathroom when Im in there, I dont fart in front of people etc, so this was pretty humbling.
It took a while to put two and two together but apparently the day before we left I ate a bad boiled egg. It was a little slimy, but I washed it good and ate it, thinking nothing of it. Huge mistake.
We ( guide, my daughter, her boyfriend and my oldest son ) headed out early with no idea of what was brewing in my guts. We were fishing for a while and I started feeling the pain in my guts. I ignored it for a while. Then it got worse and worse. I finally got to the point of desperation when I couldnt stand up straight and was having to clinch to keep from exploding. Serious pain. I told the guide I had bad news and he asked if I wanted to go back. I told him no, it would be all over by then, one way or the other! I had no choice. I walked to the back of the boat and he handed me a kitty litter tub ( how appropriate) and barely got my pants down in time. Everyone else 12 feet away. I tried to moderate it but there was no hope. After a bit of relief I cleaned up and went back to fishing. Was ok for a few hrs when it started coming back. I toughed it out, then the guide said it was time to head back. I was relieved. I really thought I could make it till then. Nope! About halfway back I told him I was in deep...well, you know and could not wait a second longer. Back on the litter box, but this time we were out of paper. Off comes a sock.... we finally were able to move on and get back. Literally the most embarrassed I have ever been.
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