End is near....

[Big Lee]

I may not be able to preach a sermon like Brother Bill. Lay a prayer down like Saltwater Slick. Or even know what life was like when dinosaurs were new, like our very own Burnadell.

However, I do know when we should be worried. We were warned that marks of sin would be visible. We are told we would hear alarms. We are told to not go against tradition.

Folks. I am here to tell you the evidence. Evidence of a life we will never recover from. A life we allowed heathens to rule. A life we did not protest and protect.

Moonpies have added fruit into their lineup. Yup. You heard that. They deviated from Chocolate, Vanilla, Banana and Butterscotch. They have added LEMONS!

I may never recover from this. There are children. Your children. Grand children. Kids all over the world enjoying their 1st taste of Heaven with notes of Lemon. Taste of tart.

These things never happened when Sam was alive. Mr. Walton knew quality and what to sell to the public. He labels it on his Dog's favorite food. Ol Roy. But now. Now, we have Lemons in the Lord's Meal.

[Trailerman3]

I like moonpies. But aren’t bananas fruit as well? Lol I’ll have to try the lemon.

[Sippy]

And I’m gonna wear them smooth out

[Big Lee]

I like moonpies. But aren’t bananas fruit as well? Lol I’ll have to try the lemon.

Let's not bring logic and facts into this!

[louieagarcia]

And here I was thinkin somebody had put beans in their chili......carry on

[N.DaWoods]

Sorry for my sinful thoughts but i think that a lemon moonpie actually sounds glorious!!!

[Big Lee]

Sorry for my sinful thoughts but i think that a lemon moonpie actually sounds glorious!!!

I'm not going to confirm nor deny if I am enjoying one over coffee for breakfast....

[Goldeneagle]

One of the greatest things since Double Stuff Oreo's!

[3rdCoastHunter]

Moonpies are straight trash - they’re in the same class as peeps.

[BlackHogDown]

Moonpies are straight trash - they’re in the same class as peeps.

BoB, that you?

[Louis]

No money pie is worth a **** without an ice cold RC Cola!

[jdg13]

BoB, that you?

No, BoB at least adds good music to the forum Drink an RC while eating a moon pie jammin some Slayer

[Pineywoods]

These lemon moon pies are gonna cause me to backside! They sound better than the original! I understand if you put me on your ignore list for this blasphemy.

[Snowflake Killa]

For a minute i thought you were turning on me[emoji16]

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[hopedale]

I may not be able to preach a sermon like Brother Bill. Lay a prayer down like Saltwater Slick. Or even know what life was like when dinosaurs were new, like our very own Burnadell.

However, I do know when we should be worried. We were warned that marks of sin would be visible. We are told we would hear alarms. We are told to not go against tradition.

Folks. I am here to tell you the evidence. Evidence of a life we will never recover from. A life we allowed heathens to rule. A life we did not protest and protect.

Moonpies have added fruit into their lineup. Yup. You heard that. They deviated from Chocolate, Vanilla, Banana and Butterscotch. They have added LEMONS!

I may never recover from this. There are children. Your children. Grand children. Kids all over the world enjoying their 1st taste of Heaven with notes of Lemon. Taste of tart.

These things never happened when Sam was alive. Mr. Walton knew quality and what to sell to the public. He labels it on his Dog's favorite food. Ol Roy. But now. Now, we have Lemons in the Lord's Meal.

I snotted my coffee