Old guy sayings

[bboswell]

If a frog had wings he'd get Mockin bird pu$$y

That’s a new one that I like!

[Pstraw]

Don't let yore Jay bird mouth overload yore mockingbird be hind.

[TxAg]

Longer than a hundred dollar bus ride

Knockin like a jahovas witness (any type of machine knocking)

That knockin'' saying his hilarious. Gona have to use it.

[bboswell]

Yall have pretty much covered it. The only one I didn't see was

"Don't be a stander" That's what you tell the dumb muther fu$%er who is just standing there and not helping like he should.

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[bboswell]

from my father in law, god rest his soul

when company overstayed their welcome " hun we better go to bed these people probably need to get home"
"

I have been guilty of similar [emoji2960]

[boomerball]

" I've forgot more than you ever knew "

" well don't that just frost your balls "

[Black Ice]

For those that haven't seen this film, that's it's real title! It's a riot!

That dude is 75 and still ugly as ever.

Can’t believe he is still kicking butt at 5’6 and 75 years old.

He has nothing on.......



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[Dale Moser]

When I was leaving a family party of huntin/fishing trip to go party “Don’t forget who ya are and where ya came from”~Uncle Bud

The first time he sent me on a delivery without a drivers license “Take yet time goin, hurry back...don’t tell your mother”~Uncle Bud

Dad has always been more direct “don’t make me come find you, it’ll worry your mother, and I’ll have to whip your ass”.

“If you answer the bell to go fishin, you better answer the bell to go to work”~Big Dee, my grandad.

“The good lord gave every man two heads, but only enough blood to run one at a time”~Gordo, a guy I used to work, Hunt, and fish with.




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[HogCommander]

My friend's dad about 35 years ago..."Boy, if you ain't gonna use your head, you might as well have two @ssholes!"

[NickR]

My dad says
As you get older the first thing to go is your eyesight.
Then your hearing.
And then, I forget what goes next.

I’ll drop you faster than a dress on prom night.

That’s tighter than a nuns c u nt.

Me,
I’d rather be ****** off than be ****** on.

[HogCommander]

On tightness..."Tighter than a crab's @ss...that's water-tight!"

[grizzman]

Another one my mom used to say "I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it".

[XBOW STALKER]

That woman is banging like a screen door in a hurricane.
Granddad was a nutt.

[Mayhem]

When dealing with women, the thing my dad says to this day.


Remember son, they all got one.

[Goldeneagle]

When working with heat treated steel - That's harder than a preachers ****!


It's all pink on the inside.