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    Get your head out of your arse before you sit down and break your neck.
    When someone was having trouble getting something to work/fit: Gotta be smarter than what your working with.

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      If she had as many pricks sticking out of her as in her she would be a porcupine.

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        Wake up and pee, the worlds on fire.
        Dumber than a box of rocks.
        She has a million dollar body and a face to guard it.

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          My granddads favorite seemed to be " Do you want me to whup your *** now? Or wait till later?
          I never found a good answer

          pray for rain

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            My Dad would always say, look at that girl, she's as pretty as a speckled pup under a covered wagon. Miss you Dad.

            God Bless
            Bish

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              "Grinning like a possum eating **** out of a hair brush."

              "Can't never could."

              When he caught a throwback: "His head's too close to his tail."

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                Fu€ it!

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                  Jackhammer mouth and tack hammer arse.
                  Son your built like a catfish all mouth and no arse
                  Can’t cut the mustard
                  She’s as ugly as homemade soap
                  She didn’t get hit with an ugly stick she fell outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
                  She’s so ugly she’d make a train take a dirt road




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                    I wish I had that and he had a feather up his butt and we both would be tickled

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                      Old guy sayings

                      My pops is full of them. He comes up with new ones from time to time I’ve never heard of...





                      Crooked as a dogs hind leg...



                      That’s craps better than sex...

                      Bout as useless as tits on a boar hog...

                      Built like a brick **** house...

                      Gonna be on him like **** on stink...

                      I’ve had cuts bigger than that on my ****** boy...


                      And my personal favorite that I’m sure to share with all the young guys at work when they’re talking about their girls friends...

                      “Boy, women are like carpet. Lay it right the first time and you can walk on it for years”
                      Last edited by Acameron52; 05-21-2019, 08:05 PM.

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                        When my dad would encourage me, one of his favorites was, "we gonna kill ol' can't and whup ol' couldn't 'til he could."

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                          Some of my dads
                          I can’t hold your hand forever.
                          He don’t know his as* from his elbow.
                          Stop pus** footn around.
                          I’ll show you once correct you the 2nd time the 3rd time you’re on your own.
                          I need it done PDQ.
                          You know what the Russians? Tough ****skies.
                          Just don’t stand around, do something.
                          That’s a bozo no no.
                          Tough tity said the kitty.
                          I need you to be better than me when you’re grown up.

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                            Longer than a hundred dollar bus ride

                            Knockin like a jahovas witness (any type of machine knocking)

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                              Uncle Earl when the kids were messing with him: When I catch you...... I'm gonna split your sack and run your leg through it!
                              My grandpa: The harder you work, the luckier you get.
                              My dad: Being rich doesn't make you an askhole, being an askhole makes you an askhole.

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                                If it wasn't for us d-heads you c-suckers would have nothing to eat!!!!!

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