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    "It ain't smart to be dumb"

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      My BL would say Rome wasn’t built in a day, but I wasn’t the Superintendent.
      Let’s get this done, we’re not pin striping a Mercedes.

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        One of mine:

        You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose, but, you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

        Another of mine:

        I'm so glad you got to see me.

        .....and God Bless America.

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          That makes me happier than a fag in a Peter patch

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            Can’t never could do $&@@

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              My Grandfather:

              "That's what happens when you stay out with the dry cows"

              And another:

              "That ol' boy is richer than 9 foot up a bulls a**"

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                Life looks a whole lot better ever since I gave up hope . .
                I've had a whole lot more success since I lowered my expectations . .

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                  I remembered one more.
                  When things seemed impossible or to big= “You eat an elephant one bite at a time”

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                    Can't catch fish with your bait outta the lake . .

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                      When trying to drive a t-post into dry ground “harder than a preachers d***”

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                        Originally posted by WTucker View Post
                        My grandpa is full of great sayings: “It’s colder than a witches tit in a brass bra.”

                        A co-worker: “Working here is like goin’ to the moon in a covered wagon.”
                        My Dad would say "It's colder than a witches t1tty in a brass bra laying face down in the snow".

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                          Holding his finger and thumb about an inch apart....."Son you liked about this much being born a terd".- Dad

                          "Don't get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life"- Dad

                          "The best part of that boy ran down his momma's leg" - Dad

                          "He'd rather climb a tree and tell a lie than stand flatfooted and tell the truth" -Pop

                          "When you realize you gotta fight, hit first and hit hard" -Dad

                          "Colder than a whore's heart"- Pop

                          "Darker than 6 feet up a bulls ***"- Pop

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                            “He don’t know come here from sic’em”

                            Her ***** looks like “two shoats in a tosack”

                            “Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey”

                            “Rave on cat sh*t, you got the smell”
                            Last edited by red-fin; 05-21-2019, 09:17 PM.

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                              If wishes were horses, beggars would ride

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                                When telling a long story my uncle always says “I don’t care about the labor pains, let me know when the baby is born” aka hurry up with this boring story! Lol

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