Originally posted by Grayson
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The first was a family lawyer in Galveston county, she was also running for office and the case I filed for child custody was going very slowly. My stupid ex made the mistake of telling me that her lawyer was my lawyer's campaign treasurer. When I confronted the witch with that info, she withdrew as my lawyer and gave me my retension fee back in full.
The second lawyer was an eminent domain lawyer in Brazoria county. I wasn't getting much done on my case against the county. One day, the county contractors trespassed on my land and were using a Cat on the bridge by the creek. I used my truck on my property to block them from exiting. They even called the sheriff and the deputy told them there wasn't anything they could do. I had them by the short hairs. Next thing, my stinkin lawyer calls me and advises me that the county told them they would up their offer to me, to unblock the Cat. I took that POS advice and moved my truck. They moved the machinery and the offer did not go up a dollar. When I went to the POS office to fire him, he forgave the rest of my bill.
My view on lawyers is that they are prostitutes who work for which side pays the most. I still have to use lawyers from time to time, but I use toilet paper to wipe myself as well. Same thing.
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