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    #46
    y, if you turned that into gasoline, wouldn't be enuf to crank a pizzant's motorcycle...

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      #47
      Boy! I'll put a knot on your head Bon Ami won't take off!

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        #48
        When lookin' at a skinny girl, he'd say, "Boy I bet she can sang... got legs like a Mockin' Bird..." or "Dang, she looks like she swapped legs with a J-bird and got gypped out the feathers!"

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          #49
          He would climb a pine tree to tell a lie, when he could stand on the ground and tell the truth

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            #50
            I'd bet she'd bust out of those britches like a can of biscuits!!!

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              #51
              Take 2 aspirin and get your *** back to work!

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                #52
                You should have been born with two butts because you never use your head.

                Use your head for somthing besides a hat rack

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                  #53
                  She ain't fat. She's just extra curvy.

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                    #54
                    At my age, i won't even buy green bananas anymore.

                    Em boys are so dumb, they could figure outta way to break a rope.

                    If "If's and But's" were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas.

                    This team is so bad, they couldn't play their way out of a wet paper sack.

                    So broke, he can't afford to pay attention

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                      #55
                      Blacker the berry, sweeter the juice . .

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                        #56
                        Righty tighty, lefty loosey . .

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                          #57
                          we wuz so broke we spelled poor with 5 0's pooooor!

                          When complainin' about the "big kids" pickin' on me, dad would tell me, "Son, if you kick his arse just right, he'll run from you the next time he sees you."... I found out later on he was right!
                          Like I say, the older I get, the smarter my dad was!

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                            #58
                            Originally posted by SaltwaterSlick View Post
                            The older I get, the smarter my dad was!
                            I say that all the time.

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                              #59
                              You don't know **** from shinola.

                              Colder than a well diggers ***.

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                                #60
                                When you get too old to cut the mustard, it don't hurt to lick the lid...

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