Old guy sayings

[35remington]

Any time you happen to pass my house, I'd sure appreciate it.

[JayB]

Get off my lawn....

Anonymous

[35remington]

One my mom used to say, even though she was a guy has always stuck with me.

[grizzman]

Fixed it. I'm getting old(er).

[grizzman]

"I feel like I have been shot at and missed, and **** at and hit".

[Bowtech38]

Tighter then dicks hat band. Hotter then two rats in a wool sock on a hot tin roof. Hotter then a fresh f’d fox in a forest fire.

[ktjones]

Is a pig's butt pork?

[txwhitetail]

Get off my lawn


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[Sharecropper]

Old age ain't for sissies . .

[Dusty8186]

Both my grandpas were full of good ones

If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his azz
I've had cuts worse than that on the head of my ******
It's hotter than 2 rats screwin in a wool sock

[AntlerCollector]

We are burnin daylight

[Quackerbox]

We aint building watches

my dad uses that all the time while he works on deer stands or tractors

A co-worker would say

Well if my aunt had a **** she'd be my uncle

the master electrician I worked under...

Me:Rome wasnt built in a day.

Him: I dont know, i didnt make that job

[AntlerCollector]

What?

[hog_down]

"don't whizz on my leg and tell me it's raining"

[Goldeneagle]

If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its *** when it jumps.