Things your non-hunting spouse says...

[bbbuck]

Wife says “I don’t understand hunting”.

[texasdeerhunter]

Not my wife but someone’s got to say Catchin’ deer!

My 6 year old daughter asks me this every time I call on the way home from the lease. She’s grown up around hunting, and has been with me numerous times, but she still asks if I “caught one”. I gave up, it’s kinda cute, so I let her roll with it.

[hopedale]

Wife, "what time did you leave?"
Me, "O-dark thirty."
Wife, "In you enjoy that?"

[savage1134]

Wife- you can kill a deer at over a hundred yards- but you can’t hit the toilet at 2 feet!

[BigOh!]

My Wife is an Oklahoma Hillbilly..
So I got nothing, she'll catch , kill and clean
Anything.. I'm talking Xtra country where
They're from.. Her Daddy hunts from the truck
Basically everywhere..

[Muskles]

My wife hunts a little and goes with me most of the time to work at the lease and fill feeders. She tells people we're at the deer woods.

[Colton]

My wife calls axis “polka dot deer”

[JWF]

Driving past a field of blackbuck in the hill country, “If a female blackbuck is a doe, do you call it a blackbuck buck if it has horns?”. We’ve called them that ever since.

[Farmdog]

“You don’t even like killing deer! Just drink beer here!” I hear this one a lot

[Lone_Wolf]

My wife comes from a hunting family, so I got nothing as far as that goes. Except, when we first started dating, and we're talking on the phone(she was 15, I was 17), when she referred to deer in plural she would say deers. But my father-in-law would say that. 2-3 months in when we were hot-n-heavy I gave her hell about say'n deers. She say's deer now.

Always cracks me up though when I stop somewhere and am in camo, and someone asks if I "caught anything".

[Chance Love]

Always cracks me up though when I stop somewhere and am in camo, and someone asks if I "caught anything".

Anytime someone asks me that I just say "Heck no, they are way too hard to catch. We just shoot them."

[Passthrough]

…..thread has potential!

[bakin7005]

She used to say "did you catch anything?" but that was 30 years ago and I've slowly schooled her....
Couple weeks ago after an afternoon hunt......
Her: What did you do out there all day?
Me: I sat in the tree for 7 hours watching deer.
Her: But wasn't it wet out?
Me: Ya, it drizzled the whole time.
Her: (with eye roll I'm sure) You really love that sport.

[ctom87]

She used to say "did you catch anything?" but that was 30 years ago and I've slowly schooled her....
Couple weeks ago after an afternoon hunt......
Her: What did you do out there all day?
Me: I sat in the tree for 7 hours watching deer.
Her: But wasn't it wet out?
Me: Ya, it drizzled the whole time.
Her: (with eye roll I'm sure) You really love that sport.

The instant I said I was there 7 hours and saw deer, she would ask why I did not shoot any, and then I would get, "we are spending how much to look at them and you aren't even shooting them?!"

[Deut.31:6]

I get “while I’m here being a single parent all weekend”

Sorry you married a man babe not a skinny Jean wearing punk [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]


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Haha we’ve had this conversation 10 times the last couple years alone.