I won the Mega Millions!!!!

[SwampBuck]

Well, back to work we go.

[TxKronik]

Made me think of this...



What is my perfect crime?



I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Nice Dwight


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[Hank Hill]

I matched 2 numbers, I'm rich I tell you

[Smithwr]

I won $6. Guess ill put that divorce attorney back on the back burner

[No-Tox]

Holy cow, only one ticket matched the $1.6 BILLION jackpot ($904 Million lump sum). I really hope that it was a worker's pool that had that winning ticket and not just one person. No way that almost $1 billion should be going to one person.