What are your favorite funny sayings/comebacks?

[SmTx]

Does a snake drag its balls?

[Gumbo Man]

It always did take 2 of y’all to mess with 1 of me.

[doghouse]

From an older gentleman years ago. When someone says thank you his response was always, some pay that way and others pay cash.

[acc05R1]

It’s as easy as nailing jello to a tree!

[rjet]

That dog barking at you bit me a long time ago.

[BigL]

I left my mask on your mom's nightstand

[bbbuck]

Worthless as teets on a boar hog.

[Mahan]

"Brand new second hand", most of the stuff I buy...

[Aggiehunter08]

I can lead a horse to water but I’m not gonna suck his *** to get him started.

[krtnorris]

I’ve been beat by bigger.

[krtnorris]

This is Abby my current wife.

[miket]

If I wanted any crap out of you I'd squeeze your head.

When someone burps out loud, " thats the most intellegent thing Ive heard come out of your mouth all day"

[krtnorris]

When in doubt buy 3.

[miket]

Best part of you ran down your mommas leg.

[brown dogs]

Never smell a gift fish.