Some of mine that come to mind are:
"You think you can hurt my feelings? I used to hold the flashlight for my dad."
"Nobody tells me what to do. My wife don't even tell me what to do. She says I can wash the dishes with hot or cold water."
"Slicker than a harpooned hippo on a banana tree."
"If you cant weld good, weld a lot."
"You think you can hurt my feelings? I used to hold the flashlight for my dad."
"Nobody tells me what to do. My wife don't even tell me what to do. She says I can wash the dishes with hot or cold water."
"Slicker than a harpooned hippo on a banana tree."
"If you cant weld good, weld a lot."
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