Guess I'll Admit to Getting Old

[lilavidhunter]

amac!

amac > aarp.

[SaltwaterSlick]

Just save up all the junk mail you get and stuff the prepaid envelopes that AARP sends you with the old junk mail and send it to them... They love that!! It will get you off their mailing list quick, fast n in a hurry!

[Pstraw]

^^

This or get you an extra trashcan for all the extra/unwanted mail and super deals on burial and healthcare supplements that you will be receiving.

[Froggy]

I was out when AARP named Harry Belafonte Man of the Year in 2006.

He and Fidel Castro were buddies.

[GregO]

Nope, not me. Uh, uh. Nope, no way. I don’t care what they offer in the way of discounts and benefits, joining a membership club for the Octogenarian Jet Set is a slippery slope and the only direction is downward.

Once you start carrying that card in your wallet, all sorts of bad things start to happen. It starts with your eyesight (this always seems to be the first thing that goes), and, all of a sudden, it seems you can’t go ten miles before you have to stop for the restroom. Again. Then there’s that awkward moment when you look in the mirror and wonder where those wrinkles on your knees came from. And that equally awkward moment when you realize it happens each time you take your bra off at the end of the day.

And it only gets worse. Next thing you know, your joints start aching, your hips and knees need to be replaced, and then...BOOM!...you can’t even remember the last time you engaged in “extra-friendly relations”.... not because you didn’t (or couldn’t), but because you just can’t remember!

So, no, just no. No matter what they offer, don’t do it!

Yes!! Exactly what she said....except the bra thing....I don't wear a bra.

[M16]

Just save up all the junk mail you get and stuff the prepaid envelopes that AARP sends you with the old junk mail and send it to them... They love that!! It will get you off their mailing list quick, fast n in a hurry!

Worked for me. Haven’t heard from them in years.

[rolylane6]

except the bra thing....I don't wear a bra.

Me either.....yet?[emoji32]


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[breadman]

i have found NO benefits at all of being in the over 50`s club and AARP dang sure offers nothing but an intended way of telling you YOUR OLD so i`ll pass

[SabineHunter]

Just save up all the junk mail you get and stuff the prepaid envelopes that AARP sends you with the old junk mail and send it to them... They love that!! It will get you off their mailing list quick, fast n in a hurry!

I did exactly that and you are right, I don't receive that garbage any more. It costs them so much more receiving then sending. Sometimes I added heavier things to add weight.

[cactusassjohn]

Now you can let AARP count you as one of those members that support, by your actual money, gun control advocacy, liberal policies, and more taxes. Congrats...but hey, you get restaurant discounts now...

major anti-gun group,they can go pound sand

[Hogmauler]

In my fifties and will never join aarp. They are a huge supporter of and contributor to the demoncratic party.

This. Not just no hail no.

[Hogmauler]

Just save up all the junk mail you get and stuff the prepaid envelopes that AARP sends you with the old junk mail and send it to them... They love that!! It will get you off their mailing list quick, fast n in a hurry!

I actually did this for awhile. I’d cut out the latest obama propaganda and mail it back to um.

[Hogmauler]

If your a guy your eyesight is the second thing to go!

[cj7zrcool]

AARP can kiss my Conservative ***. They do not represent my beliefs/ideals and I can do without their **** discounts.

[Mike D]

AARP can kiss my Conservative ***. They do not represent my beliefs/ideals and I can do without their **** discounts.

Same here. Their stuff goes immediately into the trash at my house.


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