Best jail breakfast

[Goldeneagle]

Exactly how I characterize the reason behind my visit

But man did we have fun back in the day!

A friend will come bail you out. Your best friend will be sittin next to ya.

[JTRichardson]

I had no idea TBH had this many criminals

Come on now, all of us are criminals, but some of us aint good ones and just got caught

[MisterSanders]

“When you were in your 20’s and an idiot”?

Well at least your not in your 20’s anymore

I'm surprised you're awake at this hour

[Thumper]

Buddy/Roy from high school had his son pulled over in Hedwig Village. He had 10-15 outstanding traffic warrants. His dad told him he wasn't getting him out unless he agreed to sell his hot rod to pay his dad back. He smarted off and told his dad he'd just serve the time because Hedwig Village served meals from McDonald's. Roy called made sure the outstanding warrants in Harris Co were next in line. Second day of green baloney on stale bread he agreed to sell the hot rod........

[Stoof]

20 years ago I spent a few hours in the clink for the most expensive joint I never got to smoke. Luckily I wasn't in long enough to get my breakfast.

[LivinADream]

Yall must be slow thinkers, or slow movers.

I always thought of myself as a pretty fast mover, but when crossing a sand dune butt naked you give up when the briars reach about mid thigh, I figured one night in the hole was better than Cherokee rose Tangled up in my satchel.

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[Bowshark]

The old Fort Worth Jail in the 80's for a overnight stay. I don't know what breakfast was. When I got it I gave it to my cell mate......His name was Pepsi and he had just murdered his wife and said he was hungry.

[Dale Moser]

I always thought of myself as a pretty fast mover, but when crossing a sand dune butt naked you give up when the briars reach about mid thigh, I figured one night in the hole was better than Cherokee rose Tangled up in my satchel.

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Did they get her too?

[LivinADream]

Did they get her too?

Let her go... They did at least let her put my shorts back on me, AFTER making me walk down the beach in nothing more than my cowboy hat, cuffed behind my back, back to where I left them

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[Dale Moser]

I'm afraid that puts you in the slow thinker category.

[LivinADream]

That's why I only commented on the slow mover, I'm guilty of the first for sure. And I'm afraid not only because of this story.

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[Dale Moser]

Can relate.


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[talleywack97]

NRH gave out chickfila sandwiches i remember that. Bout 15 yrs ago..never ate breakfast anywhere else

[Chew]

Okinawa. No food. Long story.

[rut-ro]

Ft Bend County has the best jail food hands down. Well, out of the three I've eaten in.