Best jail breakfast

[Hayek'sPupil]

Went to jail once for a PI. Cops told me to get off the beach in a golf cart at night. I said, 'Don't you got something better to do!' So I was arrested.

No breakfast at the galveston county jail.

[eradicator]

So you are the guy trying to run me over in my tent

[Clint]

Clemens Unit breakfast were great. Everything fresh.

We used to have breakfast with the warden before every goose hunt, before William Wayne Justice messed that all up.

[hooligan]

still frozen bean burritos, carton of cranberry juice and an apple. Would always trade my burrito for another juice and apple. Twin towers - downtown los angeles. Part of my great decision making in my youth

some of y'all have been to fancy lock up

[sotx]

Small pancake, syrup, a scrambled egg and what I think was instant coffee/brown water. One of my cell mates knew the menu for each day of the week. Said had I f%$ked up one day later I could have gotten breakfast tacos.

[Eastwood]

I live in a small town and have never seen our local facilities. My friends say they get you whatever you want from dairy queen.

[Snowflake Killa]

I guess breakfast in jail would be better than sex in jail.

I do not want to try either.


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From my understanding you won't have a choice [emoji31]

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[WT]

I've been TO jail, but never IN jail.

All I got was a knuckle sandwich.

[TreyRo]

Worst: Chicken pot pie
Best: Burger King

Luckily my sample size is limited to those two.

[arrowsmack324]

I had no idea TBH had this many criminals

We'll all be criminals before too much longer, just wait stupid people will legislate us into a corner before we know it.

[meltingfeather]

PB&J

Dry bologna on bread

[newmathewsfan]

I couldn’t tell you because I didn’t eat it.

^^^this right here^^^ Wasn’t as particular when it came to lunch.

[3DW5]

I guess breakfast in jail would be better than sex in jail.

I do not want to try either.


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The WINNER!!!!!

[CrossTimbers]

I hear Highland Park brings you in McDonalds.

[flywise]

Bell County ain't no joke..Very little scares me,and I promise you this..I was ready to leave,and I will never go back..circa '94

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I have not been back since my two and a half day stint in 1989