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    #76
    Three blind mice…….where the &%5+ are they going?
    - Andrew Dice Clay.

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      #77
      Just as good as a good one….

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        #78
        He’ll eat anything that don’t eat him first.

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          #79
          He's so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes at the same time.

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            #80
            Originally posted by SaltwaterSlick View Post
            Dang Mr. Berry, dem's some good 'uns!! U been holdin' out on us way too long!

            I try to be nice. ........

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              #81
              He's as welcome as a porcupine at a nudist colony.

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                #82
                Your so tight, you and your brother invented copper wire fighting over a penny.

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                  #83
                  This one is similar to "Does a bear chit in the woods?". So next time someone asks you a dumb question like "Are you ready for bow season?" Reply: Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal c*ck? One of my new favs Got it from the movie Out of Death staring Bruce Willis.

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                    #84
                    Grandfather, stand up straight boy, looks like you got a hitch in your get along.

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                      #85
                      One of us is right. The other is you!

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                        #86
                        If you find me annoying, I'd suggest you stop finding me.

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                          #87
                          Sarcasm is my defense for your stupid.

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                            #88
                            I hate it when I'm accused of lolly-gagging, when I'm quite clearly dilly-dallying.

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                              #89
                              No, you're right. Let's do it the dumbest way possible, so it's easier for you.

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                                #90
                                Sarcasm. It's better than being charged with aggravated assault.

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