Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls of ALL ages, step right up for the greatest hunting spectacle of the YEAR!
Granger Ranger Xtreme Hunt 2021!
It is no secret we all need a repose after the **** show 2020 has been thus far; might I entice you to partake in our little hunt as a way to relax and rejuvenate your body, mind and soul? This is a totally easy and peaceful hunt (really just a woodsy outing), where you will not be required to haul heavy wood, drink large amounts of alcohol, go hungry, go thirsty, be cold or exert any amount of energy that even resembles work...
Instead, spend your days fishing a lazy river for easy catching fish in one of our world class river boats, or taking a leisurely stroll through the woods and shoot at any number of small game who are very abundant and easily hunted; not to mention wild Texas hogs hiding behind every sprig of brush just waiting to take your arrow and reward you with some of the finest meat around!
We will have available fishing guides, river guides, hunting guides and camp essential leaders to both teach and ensure your hunt is as pleasant and carefree as possible!
Additionally we will have evening and mid-day entertainment by our highly trained staff; make sure to not miss the campfire show if you are really adventurous!
Lastly, our world renowned (almost) chefs will cook your meal right there in camp for you to enjoy!
Remember, safety third!
Aaaaand, if that sounds like your idea of a perfect hunt, you should probably stay home because this hunt is the EXACT opposite!
So, brush off the camping gear, fuel up the boat, load up the cooler, kiss your SOB goodbye and update your life insurance because THE HUNT IS ON!
DATE: February 19-21 although we will be getting there the Wednesday before.
Particulars:
APH and hunting license required
Hunter orange required
Archery only
Bring fishing gear
NO FOOD after Friday at noon
Bring Beer or your preferred adult drink
There will be more questions, they will be answered in the thread.
YEEE HAWG! LET'S GET LICKEY!
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