Man i am in tears. That sounds like the scene out of the movie Hall Pass when she blows it on the shower tile.
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Okay, I was hunting a tower blind in Harper Tx which was roughly 16ft off the ground. I had seen several good bucks on my trail cam pics and was really excited to be hunting this weekend. That morning I had seen seven great bucks but not any of the three that were on my hit list. So I was eager to get it done on my evening hunt.
Well rewind to the day before at work when I stumble on some camo netting that was used to make baskets of goodies to send the troops. The ladies at work say I can have it and because they are hunter haters they cursed it by saying "hope it brings you bad luck". Nice of them huh?
I stapled it up to my windows in my blind and when I opened my windows the sind was blowing it up pretty good and making it come unraveled. My uncle smokes and had left a lighter up in the blind from the previous weekend. I tie off the botoms but they are still coming untied. I decide to use "lucky" lighter I had just found to melt the ends together. Well this stuff went up in flames in front of my face in no time. I heard four "WOOSH" sounds. It was all four sides of this stuff igniting at the same time. Before I could react the stuff had melted off and had fallen on the latch to open the door. So I had to kick through the door and as I did I fell out he opening. I cought myself and jumped down. As I hit the ground I rememberd my riffle was up there. It belonged to my father who had passed away two years before. It is a Remington 700 from like 1965. Not a colectors item but it means the world to me. I ran back up and grabbed it. Came back down to hear the shells in my backpack going off. It was a scene let me tell you. Noboy got hurt and none of the propterty got hurt either so it was all okay. But I burned up my camera, two ipods, two way radios, binos, rattle bag, range finder, ect. All the stuff you have in your packs. I took this video with my cell phone so it did happen just couldn't take pics because my camera burned up. I had just found out I was having a boy that week before so I wasn't going to go that day. I was scared out of my mind but it was funny as hell to me the next day.Attached Files
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Ok bro, Im not going to let you take all the heat at the next one. I to have felt your pain. I just got back from Iraq and heading to Kentucky to see my mom and dad for RnR. I can not eat McD's and my son loves the place. About 30 miles down the road it it. I was looking for the next exit that would lead to a place to go. Well I was in down town Nashville. By the time I pulled off and in to a Cracker Barrel, I was doing the penguin walk right to the bathroom. The first two was locked and I hit the third on full speed. By the time I got my pants down and turning it was to late. I splatter painted the walls and the toilet. I took of my white shirt and brand new boxer to clean up. I even took of my socks. So Bro, I know your pain and will to stand with you, when everyone points and laughs.
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