This place needs a little humor around here!!!!
With the recent passing of CM and other TBH members that have recently lost loved ones, it's a kinda gloomy place to be. First of all, I wanna give prayers and send God's blessing to anyone who is going thru a "season" right now.
Ok, so I vowed never to tell this story (TXBLKCLOUD already knows. Hi Travis
), but I'm willing to take one for the team if it can put a smile on yer face. I'll deal with the humility at the next Bownaza. I'm good wit it...
This story takes place the day after we fasted for Macie. I had was hungry the next morning and had a huge, greasy, fatty breakfast like us Southerns do.
I had to make a quick run up to Lowes to price out some sod for my yard. I got what I needed and headed back to my truck....
Fast foward a little: I sometimes get this bowel problem. I heard it called Irritable bowel syndrome. I call it a gut curse. You can be just fine, then all of a sudden, your lower GI tract feels like fat chicks playing rugby. Cramps, sweating, the whole 9. And you have to go right NOW!!!!
So back to the story. I'm walking back to my truck, when all of a sudden, BAM! Bro, I gotta go right now! Ain't no waiting, ain't no calm stroll to restroom. All I could think is that I want a portajohn to materialized out of thin air. But here's the deal: You can't run, cuz you'll crap urself and you can't walk cuz, well, you'll crap urself so at this point, I'm prettry much screwed....
I hastily walk with my butt cheeks clinched like these white dudes here at work walk and we all know that Lowes restroom are centrally located in the MIDDLE of the store. Man, I couldn't get there fast enuff. But, by the time I hit got to the bathroom door....
.....I already had about a fist-sized puddle of poo in my drawers.
I've always had a fear about pooing in public restrooms cuz theys just so dang nasty. I had no choice in the case. But to my horror, the very first stall was backed up. It was the nastiest thing I've seen in my life! It looked far worse than any truck stop restroom I'd ever seen. This thing would give even the most hardcore plumbers nightmares! "It" was almost even with the toilet lid. But it was now or never....
Ok, so I vowed never to tell this story (TXBLKCLOUD already knows. Hi Travis
), but I'm willing to take one for the team if it can put a smile on yer face. I'll deal with the humility at the next Bownaza. I'm good wit it...This story takes place the day after we fasted for Macie. I had was hungry the next morning and had a huge, greasy, fatty breakfast like us Southerns do.
I had to make a quick run up to Lowes to price out some sod for my yard. I got what I needed and headed back to my truck....Fast foward a little: I sometimes get this bowel problem.
I heard it called Irritable bowel syndrome. I call it a gut curse. You can be just fine, then all of a sudden, your lower GI tract feels like fat chicks playing rugby. Cramps, sweating, the whole 9. And you have to go right NOW!!!!So back to the story. I'm walking back to my truck, when all of a sudden, BAM! Bro, I gotta go right now! Ain't no waiting, ain't no calm stroll to restroom. All I could think is that I want a portajohn to materialized out of thin air. But here's the deal: You can't run, cuz you'll crap urself and you can't walk cuz, well, you'll crap urself so at this point, I'm prettry much screwed....
I hastily walk with my butt cheeks clinched like these white dudes here at work walk
and we all know that Lowes restroom are centrally located in the MIDDLE of the store. Man, I couldn't get there fast enuff. But, by the time I hit got to the bathroom door.........I already had about a fist-sized puddle of poo in my drawers.
I've always had a fear about pooing in public restrooms cuz theys just so dang nasty. I had no choice in the case. But to my horror, the very first stall was backed up. It was the nastiest thing I've seen in my life! It looked far worse than any truck stop restroom I'd ever seen. This thing would give even the most hardcore plumbers nightmares! "It" was almost even with the toilet lid. But it was now or never....
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