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    Attn: Wives, Girlfriends And Significant Others

    We’re on to ya!! Some of us older gents have been on to ya for a long time but we have stayed in our lane figuring eventually other men will see how they are continually being set up by their own women. Where is this coming from? Well I m glad that you asked !!

    Years ago I started noticing little things from my wife such as “ Baby do these jeans make me look fat”? And “ Baby do you think that I would be a candidate for breast augmentation”? Only the most seasoned veterans know how to dodge these bullets but now there is significant networking from men of all ages on the Internet and we are becoming a more intelligent species when dealing with these obvious SETUPS.

    It became very obvious to me years ago when I was turning into BayBrook Mall and saw a good friend of mine leaving the parking lot. It was Christmas Eve so all of us men or out doing our Christmas shopping. Which btw Christmas Eve should be reserved for men and men only. Women have had plenty of time to shop prior to that day while we have been out fishing.

    I called my friend and asked what was in the big box in the back of his truck. He replied by saying it was an exercise bike for his wife and he got her a “Buns Of Steel” video to boot. I said “ You Casanova sob turn around and return that crap.” He said but you don’t understand, it’s what she asked for. I told him it was a set up and the only reply he should have had was that she didn’t need any of it. What an amateur my young friend was.

    Since then I have made it a personal goal to reach out to all men that I think might be falling into the same traps that were baited for me in my earlier days. And just today I see a thread from a good friend of mine on TBH that has fallen for the old “ Baby I want a new Vacuum for my birthday”. Immediately I picked up the phone and I think the problem has been resolved. We’ll see.

    With all of this being said, I have formally launched my new website that will serve as tech support for all of those that suspect that they are being baited and set up for failure. Our organization will be named. SHI*Ty……….

    Smarter
    He
    Is
    Today
    Than
    Yesterday

    We will have an 800 number soon. Good luck to all.

    #2
    You wise old SOG. THANK YOU for watching out for us all! Will be watching for the website and I'll have that 800# in my speed dial!

    Sent from my SM-N970U using Tapatalk

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      #3
      This is gonna be legendary lmao.

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        #4
        I will contribute a bit from time to time...

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          #5
          I fell into that trap couple years ago. Wife said she wanted a leaf blower for Christmas. I got her the best elec model made.It is incalculable how much that leaf blower has subsequently cost me.

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            #6
            When they ask if the jeans make them look fat, just reply "no." Saying the jeans have nothing to do with it, is not the answer they're looking for.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Muskles View Post
              When they ask if the jeans make them look fat, just reply "no." Saying the jeans have nothing to do with it, is not the answer they're looking for.
              So…..you’re saying “You make the jeans look fat ain’t the right answer ?”

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                #8
                well mr gumbo, I guess I could be one of your better members on staff, because just this morning at church a lady gave to my wife her business card for her hair salon services just in case she was looking....Rookies, you see it coming yet? So on the way home the wife asks me, "does my hair look that bad that she thought I needed some help?" I think I skated out fine by replying, "no way, she is just trying to get more business I think"

                you just gotta love TBH for all of the help we get

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                  #9
                  And they always ask that question when you are all ready running late
                  Don't think there is a good answer because it carries over to the car ride
                  to church. Might as well turn around and go back home

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                    #10
                    Mine knows better than to ask, or get the truth!

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                      #11
                      I told her I'd get it done. I don't know why she insists on reminding me every 6 months.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by easeup View Post
                        well mr gumbo, I guess I could be one of your better members on staff, because just this morning at church a lady gave to my wife her business card for her hair salon services just in case she was looking....Rookies, you see it coming yet? So on the way home the wife asks me, "does my hair look that bad that she thought I needed some help?" I think I skated out fine by replying, "no way, she is just trying to get more business I think"

                        you just gotta love TBH for all of the help we get
                        They live amongst us. Well done my man.👍👍

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                          #13
                          Getting wife advice on the green screen always works for me!

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Drycreek3189 View Post
                            So…..you’re saying “You make the jeans look fat ain’t the right answer ?”
                            No sir...not in my experience.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by easeup View Post
                              well mr gumbo, I guess I could be one of your better members on staff, because just this morning at church a lady gave to my wife her business card for her hair salon services just in case she was looking....Rookies, you see it coming yet? So on the way home the wife asks me, "does my hair look that bad that she thought I needed some help?" I think I skated out fine by replying, "no way, she is just trying to get more business I think"

                              you just gotta love TBH for all of the help we get
                              Pro Tip: Never end in "I think". That opens up a whole 'nother can of worms!

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