UK confirms new restrictions on sex to help slow Covid-19

[Laszlo]

Right out of Monty Python.....

UK confirms new restrictions on sex to help slow Covid-19

The UK government confirmed earlier today that couples living in Tier 2 areas of the country that live apart will not be permitted to have sex indoors in order to slow the spread of Covid-19:

[red]

to the balcony or the "garden"!!!

[Man]

How are they enforcing this?

[Laszlo]

If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane. -Robert Frost or Jimmy Buffet - Whoever you prefer

[Playa]

Sounds like an invitation to fornicate in the front yard.