Sooo, sitting in a parking lot, eating lunch, returning texts( big surprise) when my pick up is ROCKED, followed by a sound (i can only describe as a bigfoot with a severe toothache) and the back of my pick up being shaken violently, at which point i look in my mirror and see a very ummm... large gal apparently trying to take off my tailgate while making upset yeti sounds...... now at this point i have several options. Lock the door and hope for the best, get out( this gal is big enough to hunt bear with a stick and give the stick to the bear), drive off( tailgates are over rated any way) or just pretend i dont have Godzilla shaking my pick up and sounding like Chewbacca..... i got out. Andre the giant screams at me " youre freaking truck broke my leg ( an exaggeration as it turns out) blah blah, i meekly informed her that said vehicle was in fact, stationary, had no history of malicious attacks on the public. Her exact reply...... " UP YOURS, YOU REDNECK FREAKING IDIOT" and hobbled off to i can only assume eat an elk......
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