Strange random thoughts.. do you have them?

[Abcdj]

Today using a red and yellow can of gap filler.
#1. I wondered... why this is unusable if you don't use it all?

#2. I called dish network and they said like always.. We will be there Wednesday between 1 and 5.
I wondered... who gets the times between 8 and noon, or do they even work in the morning?

Yes I am bored
What are yours?

[Buckshot-73]

You can tuna piano, but you can't tune a fish.

[Chew]

Since we throw rice at weddings, do Chinese people throw hamburgers and hot dogs?

[rut-ro]

On a crystal clear night I like to look up at the stars. Makes you realize how small we really are.

[duckmanep]

Why is common sense labeled as "common"

[TxAg05]

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway

[lanceodom]

Is soy milk just regular milk really introducing itself in Spanish?

[Chew]

I met this chick and she said sorry, im only turned on by Jewish cowboys. I said. Good to meet you. My name is Bucko Liebowitz

[Abcdj]

What's the deal with the price of milk? One trip it's $3.89 a gallon and the next trip it's a $1.88 a gallon.

[JHT]

I met this chick and she said sorry, im only turned on by Jewish cowboys. I said. Good to meet you. My name is Bucko Liebowitz

I thought it was Tonto Goldstein during a plane crash?

[Uncle Saggy]

You can tuna piano, but you can't tune a fish.

Great album

[boomerball]

What happened to the 12 missing miles of hwy 75 between forest & lbj?

[Randy Madden]

Do Amish serial killers get the electric chair?

[niceg3s]

"Showing your true colors" refers to the age of sail when ships were required to fly a flag of their country of origin. Pirates would often fly a false flag matching that of the ship they were approaching, and then when within range of attack they would unfurl their flag "showing their true colors".

[TexaRican]

Was thinking earlier how my Mom used to take me to Sears and buy me "husky" blue jeans. Wondering if they still call little fat boys husky?