The dove hunters allegations

[Deafishunter]

My friend and I were just talking about random things. Till I got to the thinking dove season is like the pledge allegiance for deer season. (I remember this from a post I saw a while ago)
But I also wondered how would we say it if it was for real. So we came up with this. And we liked it!

"I pledge dove allegiance to the doves the dove flocks of America, and to the shotguns pointing up to the doves in the sky, one nation under hunters, one indivisible shot ahead of the doves, with Justice for the doves in the bags for all."

[Todd-ty729]

I like the effort and all but were you drinking when you wrote this?

[Deafishunter]

Lol no. I don't drink.

[DaveS903]

Lol no. I don't drink.

Might consider starting.

J/K - it is a masterpiece. J/K again.

[Mr. Whiskers]

Lol no. I don't drink.

Maybe you should start

^^^^looks like somebody beat me to it

[Deafishunter]

I've tried. Just tastes too strong for me.

[BuckRage]

allegations? I thought someone got arrested

[Graysonhogs]

allegations? I thought someone got arrested

Me too.

[Ronnie41]

Maybe you should start drinking.

[Colton]

Lol no. I don't drink.

Well if you don't drink, I KNOW you were smoking something

[TXJIM]

Someone has been smokin' the dove weed

[PBUCKSHOT]

Lol no. I don't drink.

Oh c'mon we know for a fact you had at least one.......

[Deafishunter]

Well if you don't drink, I KNOW you were smoking something

And I don't smoke ether. Lol!

I know I'm boring

[Deafishunter]

Oh c'mon we know for a fact you had at least one.......
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Ofc I have tried some beers, Just never liked them.

[Smart]