I won the Mega Millions!!!!

[Tony Pic]

Don't say a word...call all your friends and family, and depending on where they are at financially. Ask to borrow some money that they could loan. Those who loan ya , you cut in...Those that don't could not have to stones to ask you for money after you have come forward as a winner. It cuts off the leeches fast.

[RLB]

Whoever wins the Mega Millions Lottery tonight touched me inappropriately 30 years ago....

With that post, you win the internet today!!

[arrowsmack324]

Whoever wins the Mega Millions Lottery tonight touched me inappropriately 30 years ago....

Sure and I bet it would cost them much more this time around, dang inflation!

[Hydestik]

Don't say a word...call all your friends and family, and depending on where they are at financially. Ask to borrow some money that they could loan. Those who loan ya , you cut in...Those that don't could not have to stones to ask you for money after you have come forward as a winner. It cuts off the leeches fast.

I like your plan Tony ^^

[jshouse]

Whoever wins the Mega Millions Lottery tonight touched me inappropriately 30 years ago....

Funny

[BTLowry]

**** on your boss desk

Yup, this is the most important first step after you win

Not me, I like my boss. Probably give her a chunk, just because she gave me a job when I had just changed careers and had 0 experience

But I guess if your boss is a jerk.......

What if you jumped the gun and forgot to wait until after you won? Asking for a friend.

Better make sure they know how many winners and what their net is before they squat

Be my luck there would be a million winners and my take would be $5k after all the dust settled

[TexanDuke]

I always tell my clients to Never ever annuitize anything unless you have to, muni bonds and individual equities go a long way with that type of cash, need to earn 2.5% on that sum just to beat inflation. . Gimme a call when you win!

[Pedernal]

Hire me for half the prize money!! I will tell you what you need to do once you pay me...

[Worksalot]

Not me, I like my boss. Probably give her a chunk, just because she gave me a job when I had just changed careers and had 0 experience
D

Now that does sound like quite a good boss.

You always hear about employers insisting you must have experience, yet it seems few want to hire to give a person that necessary experience.

[CookieMonster]

I’d blow it over the weekend and be back at work Monday...early...to clean off my bosses desk before he gets there

[Antlers86]

The winning numbers are: 5, 28, 62, 65, 70. The Mega Ball drawn was 5. The Megaplier was 3x.

[Bowtech32]

The winning numbers are: 5, 28, 62, 65, 70. The Mega Ball drawn was 5. The Megaplier was 3x.

I won!!!!!!




























$2

[4-fletch]

If you win I'd like my 10$ back cause I lost.

[huntingpj]

Put it in the bank and live off the interest.

[Sackett]

1 winner so far in Louisiana