safe for work white elephant gift

[BigL]

I'm doing some consulting work with a company in East Lansing, Michigan and they are having a white elephant gift exchange next week. I'm trying to think of a good Texas or redneck type gift to bring. Any ideas? Something I can buy at Bass Pro, Gander Mountain, Academy, Walmart preferred...

[poisonivie]

Billy Bass

[BigL]

oh and I want to keep it under $20.

[DJM]

https://www.amazon.com/Canned-Edible-Smoked-Rattlesnake/dp/B01BLR13G0/ref=sr_1_1_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1481302396&sr=8-1&keywords=rattlesnake+jerky

DJ

[stinkbelly]

Anti Monkey Butt Powder

[SaltwaterSlick]

Got a white elephant gift years ago that has been one of my standard back pack items for deer hunting/hog hunting for years... It would probably be a hit there too IF you could find one... Moultrie "Feeder Repeater".... battery operated, makes rackit, yet safe and gender neutral...

[JayB]

Good Salsa. You're welcome.

[doppelganger]

safe for work white elephant gift




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[DJM]

https://www.amazon.com/Newport-Jerky-Company-Dehydrated-Tarantula/dp/B01APQ58XC/ref=sr_1_6_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1481305347&sr=8-6&keywords=tarantula&th=1

DJ

[Tx_Wader]

Doe in estrus spray.

[bwssr]

2 pairs of hand cuffs..Walmart
Dallas Cowboy shirt

[xman59]

a live sheep,,, elephants are a bit in the way at parties..

a pet rock

ceramic dog poop

boudain

jerky

beaver nuggets

[CrookedArrow]

Bible and a box of condoms

[RLHoward]

Live chicken in a box

[Shiner]

Cousin Eddie Costume