So this afternoon was talking to Ry and I told her I talked to Santa today. ( I have a connection since I was a Santa impersonater for Christmas on square... whole nother story... ). Anyway I told her that Santa said that she was being smarty mouth and not minding her mom... She said " that little ********* elf told on me huh dad". I **** near ****** my pants
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I'm hoping this is our last year with that elf. I'm about to tell my 10 year old that Santa had to call the elf back to the North Pole. He's being redeployed to another home due to manpower shortages. I'm hoping I don't have to get into issues with attrition, reduced benefits, and fewer qualified candidates that are causing the shortages.
My 16 month old daughter will get an elf in the next few years, but I'm ready for my boy to move on. Lol
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Originally posted by Chad C View PostBawhahahaha
Ours has a little white robe on, he's struggling with West Nile and hasn't moved for a few days.
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My wife used to be an elementary school teacher and she picked up Jack about 8 years ago when it first came out. She moved on to an admin job so Jack started coming with me on my bus. Next Christmas my daughter will be nearly 3 years old so Jack will be visiting our house starting next year.
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